Today, my son proudly announced to me that he has been learning...

By yosmurf - 11/06/2019 00:01

Today, my son proudly announced to me that he has been learning to cut out shapes at school, and that he'd cut out some ovals and wanted to show me. He showed me the pictures of Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson and Jackson and their corresponding bills. FML

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By What the fuck, son? - 11/05/2013 16:21 - Netherlands - Amerongen

Today, I walked in on my son trying to carve a bong out of a watermelon. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 21:27 - United States - Foxboro

Today, my son volunteered to help me cut out coupons. When I got to the register at the store, I noticed he'd cut off all the barcodes. FML

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By Maxwell - 04/02/2010 10:47 - France

Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in the shredder. He stuck over 500 dollars in it. FML

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By padre74 - 03/10/2016 17:31 - United States - Jackson

Today, after creating a swear jar for my son, I came back to find a $20 bill in it and him saying, "How much does that buy?" FML

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By DaveAlmighty - 24/04/2012 23:59 - United States

Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2017 10:00 - United States - Ithaca

Today, my first grade student apologized for cutting his bangs off in class, and explained that it was his mom's birthday and he had wanted to make her an origami flower. Out of his hair. FML

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Making a Murderer

By CatCreator - 11/10/2019 14:00

Today, my 8-year-old son eagerly showed me a PowerPoint he made. It consisted of REALLY graphic and gory descriptions of a guy getting murdered, complete with pictures from the internet. He was laughing the whole time he was showing me this, and even set one of the images as his desktop background. FML

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By WellThen - 15/12/2018 06:30 - United States

Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 18:30 - United States - Smyrna

Today, I took my 4-year-old son to the bank with me. He asked why we were going, and I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money. When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed that "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex". FML

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By proudparent - 07/12/2009 05:07 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old son asked me to explain how he was born. After I told him I had a C-Section, he went to school and told everyone he was born at sea. I found out when the teacher called me. FML

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tounces7 27

Tuesday 11 June 2019 1:54

Soooo....how exactly did he get ahold of your money? Having children I never leave that just laying around.

manb91gb 15

Tuesday 11 June 2019 1:34

And they say you can't put a price on education...

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 11 June 2019 0:19

You can always tape up those small bills and take them to a bank. Be glad it's not a Franklin. You'd have been really screwed if it was the trillion-dollar Trump note. We're all screwed with that one.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 13 June 2019 3:36

It's all about the Benjamins.

manb91gb 15

Tuesday 11 June 2019 1:34

And they say you can't put a price on education...

EmDizzle2007 28

Tuesday 11 June 2019 1:57

that's solid.

tounces7 27

Tuesday 11 June 2019 1:54

Soooo....how exactly did he get ahold of your money? Having children I never leave that just laying around.

timinator5000 28

Tuesday 11 June 2019 2:20

who uses cash these days lol

ThrottleJockey 35

Tuesday 11 June 2019 2:46

My wife and I primarily use cash, except for bills and gas.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 11 June 2019 3:32

What college does he go to?

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 11 June 2019 3:51

You should ground him for destroying a 2 dollar bill. You know how hard those are to come by today?

Memnoc 26

Tuesday 11 June 2019 4:07

Just go to the bank and ask for them. They'll sell them to you.

Sinshine 28

Tuesday 11 June 2019 6:30

How could such a young child get his hands on scissors in your household unsupervised? Please take care of your kid better.

skippydoda 32

Tuesday 11 June 2019 7:06

If you have the bills you can take them to a bank. They should replace them.

fde2blknimout 18

Tuesday 11 June 2019 8:10

Its amazing that with all forms of media, common sense and talking with friends/parents-people still manage to leave their valuables where their kid can reach them. When the kid is a teenager its gonna be easy to get the car keys, credit cards and end up dead or in juvy for killing someone on the road. LEARN FROM THIS!!!!!!!!

Dthsapprntc 23

Wednesday 12 June 2019 23:19

Or you could take the time to be a parent and teach your kids to respect other peoples things and not steal instead.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Wednesday 12 June 2019 1:02

Be proud that he can cut shapes. Then, hide your freaking money/wallet so he doesn't get into it. Next, take pictures of his success. Then head to the bank and explain what happened and see if they can help you out replacing them.