Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML
Today, I found out what unwashed, warty feet taste like after someone kicked me in the mouth with one. FML
Today, I was disassembling a tent after a week of camping when I felt a crunch under my bare foot. I lifted up the tarp I was standing on to find a now squashed mouse. Mice are my favorite animals, and I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to go camping again. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML
Today, on my way home from school, I accidentally stepped on a dead rat. That gross squishy feeling and the sound of its bones cracking… I'm never going to forget that for the rest of my life. FML
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Today, I discovered that my cat recently had explosive diarrhea, and couldn't make it to the litterbox in time. I discovered this when I stepped in the very, very fresh poop with my bare feet. FML
Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cow take a large, flatulent shit with my arm still elbow-deep inside their rectum. FML
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Top comments
iHappyFeet 11
more like **** the mouse's life
Wer3Wolf3 16
You should have been wearing sqeakers.
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Comments (74)
mexican_music 13
ydi op for stepping on the mouse
fmlsams 27
I think I just puked. FYL OP. FYL.
corky1992 33
how does that even happen?
SaniK 17
Mighty Mouse isn't so mighty
shmurfle 7
And I just remembered what my dinner tasted like...
AMcM_fml 21
because cats are better than children.
typicalsloot_ 6
Did it look like smushed spaghetti?
jack67_fml 14
Lucky! I've always wanted to try that
PinkHairandInk 19
Ewww. Hopefully the next thing you felt was a shower!
nrwl_30 17
Urp!!! Barrrff..