Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband explained that talking to me makes him miserable. FML
Today, my husband ended an argument with, "Do you want to know why people don't like being around you?" FML
Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML
Today, my husband is miserable. He couldn't sleep. He tried to make me feel bad for sleeping through the night. I was medicated from a brain scan. His is work is horrible, and no one understands, etc. He's mad that I took a walk. Now, as I am frustrated and crying, he is laughing on the phone with his coworkers. FML
Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML
Today, I realised I may need to work on my marriage when I saw my husband in public, laughing and smiling with his coworkers, then when he saw me his smile disappeared and he stood up like a tired old man to come and speak to me. FML
Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After I said no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML
Today, I was complaining about the weather when my fiancé looked at me and said, "Can I ask a favor? Can you stop moaning and complaining and bitching about every single little thing that doesn't go your way?" He continued on for a good five minutes detailing how much I complain. He's a dead man. FML
Today, I get a scornful look when I try to talk to my husband, let alone try to cheer him up, because he is "severely depressed." Well, unless a friend or neighbor knocks on the door, then he’s the life of the party. Right until they leave. FML
Today, while at dinner with my wife, she asked me what was on my mind as I stared blankly at the window. "Nothing" was interpreted as, "We are boring, and can't stand each other." FML
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Top comments
jaylaufers 13
Ouch. The power of suggestion.
speckledots 29
Looks like its time for marriage counseling. Good luck.
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Comments (92)
wizzbee 13
He probably just felt like everything was wrong - including the relationship. That happens, then it passes. Don't make a big deal of it until it is something more than a sulky day.
Acik91 26
Fed up with romantic dinners, I guess.
Trix_Disorder 20
Is "trundle" anyone else's favorite word?
ohSNAPyall 27
Trundle off the bed into your trundle bed.
junar 9
Well I'm hoping that Its going to be OK, he is just moody that time.
moodyreallyrocks 27
Hello! I see my name in this FML!!
Officiency 4
Must be on his period.
Neonemerld 21
No, this seems more like the Internet was out. TV is nice and all, but you can get that all online now anyways.
Neonemerld 21
Blood must be getting to his head.
patrickalamo 48
You cannot handle the truth.
lhamil64_fml 5
If you get Internet from your cable company, most of the time no TV = no Internet (they go through the same line).