Love: Misunderstood - FML

Misunderstood

By Lonely - 24/07/2011 17:02 - United States

Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML

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Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML

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By negromancer - 11/07/2009 01:08 - United States

Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2010 13:35 - Canada

Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML

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By UnluckyTh1rteen - 27/08/2020 14:19 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend went to get coffee with a friend. As a joke, I texted him to ask how his date with his other girlfriend was going. It really was a date, and apparently it went very well. FML

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By firstdategonebad - 12/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML

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By dexter - 15/01/2009 15:07 - United States

Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML

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By ThatOneGuy - 28/04/2019 16:00

Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML

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nickmeier1 4

Monday 25 July 2011 0:29

hahahahah I'm sooo sorry but that's hilarious!

SillySydney 0

Monday 25 July 2011 0:36

Wait. Who brings their sister to a date anyways?

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babyjm 0

Monday 25 July 2011 1:47

why did u just asume?

pinkrink9 5

Monday 25 July 2011 2:00

you deserved it

iamdutch 5

Monday 25 July 2011 2:08

Auch....

gspfl525 4

Monday 25 July 2011 2:19

im soooo sry that happen to you....... but it was kinda funny

DeadxManxWalking 27

Monday 25 July 2011 2:24

why have your sister as a third wheel if it was your date?

belieberr 0

Monday 25 July 2011 3:06

I hope you don't like him anymore!

wonder_wizard 10

Monday 25 July 2011 3:10

oh no!

wonder_wizard 10

Monday 25 July 2011 3:19

oh no!

portablecupid 3

Monday 25 July 2011 3:24

Why would either of you dumbasses think it was a date with an extra sister there?

MissyBoo13 0

Monday 25 July 2011 3:27

Hahahahaha that is awful but it made my day!

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