Today, I wore my cheerleading uniform to my boyfriend's house. He was a nerd in high school and mentioned a fantasy about hooking up with a cheerleader. I started acting sassy and a little mean, figuring he would enjoy a more realistic experience. Apparently not, because he started to cry. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, I dressed up sexy to cheer up my boyfriend after a bad day at work. Instead of being cheered up, he accused me of dressing up that way for the male DJs at the radio station where I work. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could've dented the chassis." FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
Today, I showed my fiancé the darling Tinkerbell hoodie I'd bought myself during the weekend. Instead of liking it as I'd hoped, he told me my childish wardrobe was embarrassing, and he wasn't going to be seen in public with me until I wore something different. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Well, I imagine that he was called names and such in high school, and when he he mentioned a cheerleader fantasy, I don't think he thought he'd be getting the stereotypical 1990s bitchface cheerleader stereotype.
Nimmrodel 11
Awww poor baby, hope you made it up to him.
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Comments (175)
i_luv_u3030 3
at least he is a sensitive guy;) lol
ScaughtieHolden 11
there proberly was a problem at the post office.
JacobysGirl 0
That's horrible. I would hate myself if I ever hurt my fiance, he's my everything and the only one I care about in this ****** thing we call life. maybe next time talk to him and see what he's into than surprise him by acting it out like a few days later. -Jacoby's Girl
lmaoatall 6
what do you mean WAS a nerd in highschool? he still is. what a wimp. kick his ass and tell him to grow a pair
creepycreek 6
So me crying at my wifes funeral makes me a whimp? Damn guess all those years in the army didnt man my wuss ass up.
raptorfan22 0
wow ._____.!!!! but give the kid a break Ahaha
zombiekitten87 12
well either you were never picked on in high school or you're just dumb. I'm sure your boyfriend's fantasy didn't involve dredging up bad memories of his past.
TahoeFMler 22
What a ******* bitch! Just because she was/is a cheerleader she thinks she has to be a bitch?! What the ******* ****!? She couldn't have just been sexy? Who wants someone to be a bitch to them?? Stupid snatch. YDI.
chatterbabe 0
what kind of trauma did those high school cheerleaders put him thru?!
notsocrazee 0
just say "and that's what turns me on."