Today, I wore my cheerleading uniform to my boyfriend's house. He was a nerd in high school and mentioned a fantasy about hooking up with a cheerleader. I started acting sassy and a little mean, figuring he would enjoy a more realistic experience. Apparently not, because he started to cry. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, I dressed up sexy to cheer up my boyfriend after a bad day at work. Instead of being cheered up, he accused me of dressing up that way for the male DJs at the radio station where I work. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could've dented the chassis." FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
Today, I showed my fiancé the darling Tinkerbell hoodie I'd bought myself during the weekend. Instead of liking it as I'd hoped, he told me my childish wardrobe was embarrassing, and he wasn't going to be seen in public with me until I wore something different. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Well, I imagine that he was called names and such in high school, and when he he mentioned a cheerleader fantasy, I don't think he thought he'd be getting the stereotypical 1990s bitchface cheerleader stereotype.
Nimmrodel 11
Awww poor baby, hope you made it up to him.
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Comments (175)
JERZBornNRaised 7
That's weird cheerleaders were always nice, idk why everyone thinks their mean... -_- smh at you judgemental people
T3P33_fml 0
better crying than strangling her... childhood problems can do weird things on people...
Based 0
Tell your boyfriend to meet me over by the pool so we can slap five. He'll feel better afterwards. As for you. Clean yourself up and stop trying to relive your old days. Your probably a fat sloppy waste of space and made him realize that you've let yourself go! FHL
klong91 7
Well what did he expect? Cheer leaders aren't exactly known for being nice.
ijnek 3
ROFL!!
sarapsosis 1
^ lol Is that right pedobear
Egnar 19
He mentioned a cheerleader fantasy, not a submissive fantasy. As far as I see it the fact that you thought acting like that was a 'realistic experience' tells me that you were a real bitch in High School, and, very rarely do people do complete personality 180s So you showed up at his door in a Cheerleader outfit and what?. . You just started acting mean?. . .Was he aware that it was all apart of YOUR idea of what his fantasy was?. . .Or were you just being so mean that he rightfully assumed you were being mean for the hell of it? . . I'm more inclined to think the later.
TXjuggalo972 6
Lmfao xD
mskaybee 0
If you were aware that he was picked on during his high school years - you shouldn't have played the mean cheerleader. It was a thoughtless and callous act. You don't know the extent to which his experiences have affected him psychologically. He seems to have had a pretty traumatic adolescence - and it can be really hard to let go of trauma sustained during those fundamental years. To people calling the guy a wuss - don't be judgmental over a circumstance that you don't know the complete backstory to. Experiences in high school shape our adulthood and life views for better or worse. and it takes a LOT of work to undo the trauma of bullying.
Egnar 19
Who said he was tramatized? It's likely she went into his house as a cheerleader to fulfill a fantasy, but, it's a pretty good assumption she didn't walk in saying "i'm here to fulfill your fantasy by acting like a complete bitch." It's a pretty good assessment she walked in there in a cheerleader uniform just acting like a complete bitch thinking he would make a connection between cheerleader and bitch, which he obviously didn't. What he saw was his girlfriend dressed in a silly costume making a fool of herself and saying mean things about somebody she was very close to.
mskaybee 0
That is another completely valid and reasonable angle to look at the picture. Either way, it was thoughtless and callous of her to walk into his house and be a bitchy cheerleader without first establishing with him that she wanted to play out a fantasy.
cptmorgan15 2
That's 'proberly' why he's a pedobear.