Today, I wore my cheerleading uniform to my boyfriend's house. He was a nerd in high school and mentioned a fantasy about hooking up with a cheerleader. I started acting sassy and a little mean, figuring he would enjoy a more realistic experience. Apparently not, because he started to cry. FML
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Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, I dressed up sexy to cheer up my boyfriend after a bad day at work. Instead of being cheered up, he accused me of dressing up that way for the male DJs at the radio station where I work. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could've dented the chassis." FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
Today, I showed my fiancé the darling Tinkerbell hoodie I'd bought myself during the weekend. Instead of liking it as I'd hoped, he told me my childish wardrobe was embarrassing, and he wasn't going to be seen in public with me until I wore something different. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Well, I imagine that he was called names and such in high school, and when he he mentioned a cheerleader fantasy, I don't think he thought he'd be getting the stereotypical 1990s bitchface cheerleader stereotype.
Nimmrodel 11
Awww poor baby, hope you made it up to him.
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kirsty777 3
maybe he was crying with happiness?
haleykerr 0
that would be understandable..
TehFMLKing 0
Does 'a little mean' involve physical abuse?
Frelling 0
Strap on?
allmidnighteyes 11
Well, I imagine that he was called names and such in high school, and when he he mentioned a cheerleader fantasy, I don't think he thought he'd be getting the stereotypical 1990s bitchface cheerleader stereotype.
polysyllabist 3
^ Exactly this. Fantasy = not reality. Reality was him not being popular and likely getting picked on by stuck up, mean, sassy cheerleaders ... even though he was attracted to them. His fantasy likely revolved around a special cheerleader with all the hots and pizazz who appreciated his unique talents and didn't react to his love of comic books and home built computers with contempt and disdain. Fantasy OP, fantasy. Sheesh. He got plenty of 'real' cheerleaders at HS.
fthku 13
I agree completely that her idea of the fantasy was idiotic. Unless it's a specific Sado-Maso type of fantasy, I don't see why she chose to be mean instead of sexy. I do say FHL though, because come on, it's his goddamn girlfriend. Did he think she was being serious? Instead of crying like a child, he should have just told her he wants to go in a different direction, or told her to stop if it just killed the mood for him. But crying because of highschool? sheesh. Unless something tragic happened to him involving a cheerleader, which I doubt seeing as he had a fantasy about one, he was being quite the immature child.
munderhill33 0
hmmm good point.
_GODZILLA_ 0
What a wuss.
jess6blondie9 3
Maybe you shouldn't have been such a bitch and he wouldn't have cried.
DontBeACreeper 0
OP did say "a little mean". why would he cry anyways? I'm just confused lol
cstekk 0
150. he was probably remembering things he didn't want to from highschool
ciarafox9 9
u shud hold out 4 sumone with more balls then that!
titsthetech 0
holy shit! what language are you using?
denvan 0
Wow what a Geek dress like a football player next time he might jump your bones
Perksofbeingawal 0
Your photo is genius.
kill4c4li 3
lol! i agree
jillypooh 0
it's cuz he got picked on by cheerleaders in highschool. lol
jess6blondie9 3
Probably. People are so mean.
towboatdude 0
Come to my house wearing a cheerleader uniform if your hot! and I can promise you won't have it on for long!!!!!! and I won't cry!!!!!
Inhumanfrost 0
Its a dude.
ohyess909 0
tesserae it's a dude
cheerislove 0
uhmm no thanks.
o76923 8
I applaud your effort, but communication is key. Make sure you talk about things before you do them. It makes it more enjoyable for everyone.