Today, my husband and I did artificial insemination. At the hospital, they mixed up the sperm and didn't realize until it was too late. I'm now pregnant with a stranger's baby. FML
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Today, my husband rushed me to the hospital, and we were told that I'd had a miscarriage. Neither of us knew I was pregnant. FML
Today, my doctor told me I'm pregnant. Since we've been trying for several years, I called my husband to tell him the good news. Not long after, my doctor called to inform me there'd been a clerical mix-up and I'm not actually pregnant after all. FML
Today, I had the abortion my husband and I agreed on, after multiple forms of birth control failed. His family somehow found out, and now they're all mad at us for not telling them I was ever pregnant, with a child we never wanted, and took precautions to avoid creating. FML
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
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notesz 21
This is lawsuit material.
JasonThorn 24
Nice to know the hospital has just volunteered to pay for the costs of raising the child. If they haven't...MAKE THEM.
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Comments (52)
RudyH621 25
You could always abort it.
thatslifeiguess7 16
How do you know your knocked up yet
Cz22mv 14
Um. This sounds very unlikely.
boopingsnoot 25
Have the fetal DNA compared to your doctor’s DNA. You’d be surprised how often shit like this happens!
ConcernedCitizen 1
If you don't want it I'll take it. Also you need to lawyer up.
Takegami 22
Sue them. Sue them now
Ellie Bee 1
Well you probably shouldn’t reproduce if you think your instantly pregnant that day anyways insemination doesn’t always take the first time
Gretchen Hale 3
Omg I'm so sorry