Masterchef

By Embarassed - 19/03/2014 22:24 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my boss told me that there is no point in making me cut onions anymore because every time I do, I look like I've "been beaten", and can't be seen by the customers for at least half an hour. FML
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BoltTheSuperdog 22

Check with your doctor, OP. You might be having an allergic reaction.

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energizerbunny23 18

Chewing gum always works for me, but is it bad that you don't have to cut onions anymore?

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Duggie1339 13

Gee, I keep crying when I cut onions! Where do I cut them??? WHERE DO YOU CUT 'EM KIDS? UNDER WATER! I can't hear youuuu!! UNDER WATER!!!

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guineagirl 18

Try summoning Satan I've heard he helps with onions

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extrasnipes 22

chuck norris doesnt cry from onions. onions cry from chuck norris.

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Kstruggles 15

that sucks. My eyes tear up or get irritated even if I'm +20 feet away, at home. Not so bad at work. Those stupid oils or what ever get into the air real good, and fast. Too bad I love onions though. (like one of my top three things to add to meals.)

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Jellybellybeanz 22

Hey at least you don't have to deal with the pesky onions anymore!

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babygurll19 10

Don't be sad! No more tears onion face anymore OP! :)

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guineagirl 18

No tears like the shampoo? yeah that will work

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briang959 47

The good news is you're boss will promote you to cutting the cheese or cutting the mustard. Perhaps those around you will tear up when you start cutting. : )

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KiaKarma 11

Why would you cut mustard?

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underthesea12 24

that must suck that you can't do your job.

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Goblin182 26

You don't have to cut oinions anymore, where's the "life's good" button?

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brandoneyez1 25

Sounds like allergies if you have to wait to be seen by the customers. Im trying to imagine your face and why the wait.

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JMichael 25

I think OP is more upset about being told how they look after cutting the onion, not so much not having to do it anymore.

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