Today, my boss told me that there is no point in making me cut onions anymore because every time I do, I look like I've "been beaten", and can't be seen by the customers for at least half an hour. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my boss told me to "act more professionally." So… I sat in the corner and cried for an hour. FML
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Top comments
BoltTheSuperdog 22
Check with your doctor, OP. You might be having an allergic reaction.
energizerbunny23 18
Chewing gum always works for me, but is it bad that you don't have to cut onions anymore?
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Comments (57)
Duggie1339 13
Gee, I keep crying when I cut onions! Where do I cut them??? WHERE DO YOU CUT 'EM KIDS? UNDER WATER! I can't hear youuuu!! UNDER WATER!!!
guineagirl 18
Try summoning Satan I've heard he helps with onions
extrasnipes 22
chuck norris doesnt cry from onions. onions cry from chuck norris.
Kstruggles 15
that sucks. My eyes tear up or get irritated even if I'm +20 feet away, at home. Not so bad at work. Those stupid oils or what ever get into the air real good, and fast. Too bad I love onions though. (like one of my top three things to add to meals.)
Jellybellybeanz 22
Hey at least you don't have to deal with the pesky onions anymore!
babygurll19 10
Don't be sad! No more tears onion face anymore OP! :)
guineagirl 18
No tears like the shampoo? yeah that will work
briang959 47
The good news is you're boss will promote you to cutting the cheese or cutting the mustard. Perhaps those around you will tear up when you start cutting. : )
KiaKarma 11
Why would you cut mustard?
underthesea12 24
that must suck that you can't do your job.
Goblin182 27
You don't have to cut oinions anymore, where's the "life's good" button?
brandoneyez1 25
Sounds like allergies if you have to wait to be seen by the customers. Im trying to imagine your face and why the wait.
JMichael 26
I think OP is more upset about being told how they look after cutting the onion, not so much not having to do it anymore.