Today, my girlfriend made me shave my chest. Afterwards, she said I looked like I was 12. She won't have sex with me until it grows back. FML
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BlackScorpionAng 0
Your life is really ****** because you're pussy whipped. Your girlfriend "MADE" you shave your chest. I bet if you reach between your legs you wouldn't even feel your balls...you'd need to rummage threw her purse and find them to feel those babies now boy. And sadly, even after she "MADE" you preform for her, you still phailed... and she cut you off anyway. This is why your life is ******..it's not your naked chest, which no doubt she'll make fun of with her friends and probably her mother and then tell your friends about and never let you live down. You should reclaim your junk, pack you stuff and get the **** out before you're forced to wear her panties and bra for her amusement.
elannasdad 0
Do her from behind
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Comments (67)
imakepurplesnow 0
that's hot.
legendofdon 0
You are a whipped little bitch. Please die without reproducing.
ChiPandaNeko 0
That's kinda harsh
bbq34567 3
Tell her that if she doesn't trim her bush you'll no longer have sex with her. Problem solved
Spitfire86 0
How does that solve it, she already cut him off
MiniatureMayhem 0
Tell her to shave her boob hair.
Spitfire86 0
that's a bit controlling and bitchy. Well, now you know not to do everything she says. Damned if you do damned if you don't, you were probably going to get cut off either way. Sounds likke she was looking for an excuse
ladiesman14 0
sorry dude. relationships that dont involve sex are BORING as hell. i shave my nuts and 9 inch johnson all the time.
CheshireHalli 19
Mercy, I'm convinced he has NOTHING. He brags about his "Johnson" so much. Who besides a preteen boy calls it that? Actually, I don't think even THEY call it that. lol
DameGreyWulf 0
If I were him, I wouldn't brag that I paid for an extension. That usually turns girls off.
Erindub 0
Now is the time to screw her friends/sister/mother
Njtorres 0
Same thing happened to me, she told me to shave my mustage then she said I looked 11 >_< she got a creampie afterwards...
heartbroken1225 0
Break up with that controling idiot!
Stragler 0
Wuts the big deal? Sex isn't that great. Do yourself and wait until youre married. It might make it a little more special, eh?