Love, Cute and Health: Manchild

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By pixiebubz - 06/10/2011 03:59 - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML

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By bojangles - 28/02/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML

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You deserved it 47 966

By CatLady - 06/01/2014 19:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I brought up the subject of marriage with my boyfriend. His response was to shoot me with a nerf gun and laugh. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 213

You deserved it 9 641

By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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You deserved it 6 674

By chunkymonkey - 23/11/2011 23:54

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML

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You deserved it 6 272

By JasonX0656 - 29/01/2017 06:00 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML

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You deserved it 1 562

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 00:02

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML

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You deserved it 247

By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 557

You deserved it 29 176

By WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 436

You deserved it 9 665

By Anonymous - 15/12/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML

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You deserved it 6 027

By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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You deserved it 6 052

P_to_the_AM 9

Thursday 6 October 2011 8:36

YDI for being humorless! Your boyfriend is funny.

oiendoio 1

Thursday 6 October 2011 8:32

oh my 28 he is ancient

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cbdee 8

Thursday 6 October 2011 12:36

Maybe she needed some pre op help /:

Arivien 3

Thursday 6 October 2011 12:41

YDI because laser noises are amazing. In fact,I think I'd do the same thing.

justalilcrazy 3

Thursday 6 October 2011 12:49

what do you want? a serious man that wont laugh at anything. grow some humour and enjoy that he isnt an ass.

IntoTheClouds 42

Thursday 6 October 2011 13:48

Got humor?

bigbubbamike 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 13:56

the force is strong in him!

Kenneth08 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 13:58

how is this a fml thats funny you should laugh kudos to the laser guy

invivoful 10

Thursday 6 October 2011 14:06

Maybe he should use a foam finger when he does that...

Btreasure 8

Thursday 6 October 2011 14:08

What was he supposed to say: Aw babe noo I love braiding that birds nest under your armpit. I think not.

smirnoff1695 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 14:19

Hahahahaha I love this. I wish my boyfriend would be like that. This is great

jack_tells_truth 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 14:20

You're dating him, you deserve it. Try to find a more mature guy next time

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Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML

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Today, during sex, I was getting close to climax, which is unusual for me due to personal issues. However, I got a piercing headache and had to stop. I later found out my birth control can cause sex headaches and the best way to avoid them is to avoid orgasms. FML

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Today, it’s been 2 years since my highschool ex dumped me after I went to college. Since then, I fell into depression, dropped out, and am now trying to get back on my feet working at Wendy’s. Meanwhile, she’s been having the time of her life, hanging out with bands, and got rich from TikTok. FML

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You deserved it 804

Today, my co-worker had a bad cold that stuffed up his ears and nose. This wouldn't have been a problem, except that he believed his farts were silent and scentless. They were so vile, they could have killed a horse. FML

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You deserved it 3 209

Today, the cruise that I was looking forward to for over a year was cancelled due to the coronavirus. Trying to salvage what was left of my vacation, I booked a hotel for a few days near a local beach. They just announced that the beach was closed and the hotel is refusing to refund my money. FML

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You deserved it 906

Today, I was waitressing at the diner and a guy ordered two eggs, one scrambled and one poached. He hurled his plate at me angrily because they "scrambled the egg he wanted poached and poached the egg he wanted scrambled." He stormed out without paying. FML

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Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML

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Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML

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You deserved it 7 154

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Same thing different taste

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