Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
Today, my father gave me the best birthday gift, a piece of real estate. I got a grave, which is leased. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, my grandma bought me a cemetery plot for my birthday. If that's not weird enough, it's about a two-minute walk from where the rest of my family will be buried. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
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mxpklx 12
you have a disease and their not telling you.
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I wonder why...
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upgradestorm1 20
At least your parents acknowledged your 17th bithday
kitty54321 18
Their planning for the future. Cars will only last a few years. That plot will last you a lifetime.
Shamandalie89 32
Is your last name Addams?
HighlandShadows 48
Unlikely, Wednesday wouldn't have considered this an FML.
joemama8933 11
I hate entitled people like you For my 17th I got beat and thrown out of the house They asked me if I thought I "deserved a celebration" Oh yeah, I also got to pay my own college tuition.
Tyrax 16
Unless it's some sort of family tradition, that's a bit on the morbid side.
mastatheif 8
mine cant afford either, even tho my mother offered i still declined
Andrei I 9
you think you should get a car as a present for 17th bday??? your parents made the right choice... hoping next year you might get hit by a bus for being one entitled brat.