Today, I was texting an artist friend telling her I wanted to buy her paintings; going on and on about how much I wanted it and loved the way they looked and couldn't wait to have them. I realized my phone had corrected paintings to panties. FML
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Today, I spent the whole night and day painting a portrait of my girlfriend. Being proud of it, I sent it to her hoping she would appreciate it. I spent hours working on that picture only for her to reply with, "That's not me, is it?" FML
Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML
Today, my wife sold her first painting and was so proud of herself, until she found the buyer online and realized his YouTube page is full of videos where he paints over horrible art and turns it into good art. Her painting was on it, and yes, he visibly improved it and yes, my wife is raging at me. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
Today, my best friend went in for her scheduled mammogram, and I sent her a text saying, "How're your boobies?" It was only after I sent it that I realized I'd sent it to my history professor. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, as my friend was rudely rummaging through my phone, she saw a picture of the pottery I've painted her for Christmas. Not only did she see it, but she also declared it ugly. That's probably the present I'm the most proud of this Christmas. FML
Today, I spent hours hand-painting an awesome design on a gift for a friend. My husband was supposed to assemble it when I finished, but when I stepped back to admire my work, he informed me that the whole thing was sideways. He watched me paint it. FML
Today, one of my paintings was accepted into a local art gallery. It would've been a dream come true, had my "best friend" not submitted it under her own name and taken all the credit. FML
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BoltTheSuperdog 22
But was that REALLY a mistake?
Wizardo 33
Hopefully south and into her panties.
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KingLewisII 34
So did she sell them to you?
Wizardo 33
Hopefully south and into her panties.
Articulation 12
Pretend you didn't notice it... You never know.
LennyComa 39
Well that will change the tone of the text considerably
ddlovatolover 23
Considering OP is a male, it definitely will!
ocramavaf 15
it'd be just as funky if it was a female asking
albinochipmunks 7
And possibly their friendship
pinkster2014 25
Next time you should probably just call...
worldclassrager 39
Autocorrect strikes again!
tbro47 23
I see no mistake here. I see only opportunity lol. You've crossed that bridge now see where the road takes you never know where it will lead
cryssycakesx3 22
unless she's unattractive.
kaitlynjane 28
Shallow, much?
Duggie1339 13
Just don't say anything and if it goes bad just say its a typo, if not, ur in business.
ashish_rohilla 1
whatever you get, hope you will enjoy either..
Luluthus 41
freudian slip?