Today, the woman I've loved for 15 years and had children with told me she's remarrying to the man she cheated on me with. Since her father passed last year, she wants me to give her away at the wedding. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I woke up realizing my wife of less than a year of marriage wants a divorce. We have known each other for 15 years. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Today, I canceled our wedding that was scheduled for tomorrow because my fiancee's father passed away unexpectedly this morning. She got furious when I told her, because she still wanted to go through with it, and said that her dad would have wanted us to. Now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, my wife told me how she really felt about me, and said she didn't love me anymore. We got married last month. FML
Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML
Today, my fiance told me that he no longer loves me, that he still has feelings for an ex. The wedding is off and he needs the ring back to give to the right woman. FML
Today, my parents told me they won’t be attending my wedding, all because my fiancée is the woman I cheated on my ex with and left her for. What they fail to understand is that people and hearts change. It wouldn’t be fair to remain by my ex’s side while being in love with someone else. FML
Today, the love of my life told me she no longer wants to be with me. Two kids and a happy life thrown away. Today I realised that nothing is forever. FML
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JasonThorn 23
Give her away according to her actual worth... Namely, drop her on the floor, and walk away without looking back.
MannyWasHere 12
Just wait 15 more years, she'll be back
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Comments (26)
MrsBugi 21
You said no right?! I can't assume to know what your current relationship with her is like but, that's highly inconsiderate of her to even ask. Really, for a wedding, you should only be 'given away' once (by your father, brother, mother, whoever is involved in your life) and after that, you can't really 'give' someone away. It defeats the purpose of the ritual! Anyways, FYL OP. I hope you stand up for yourself and don't subject yourself to that kind of treatment. Good luck!
LittleRed79 39
Based solely on your own logic here I’d have to say that her ex-husband would, in fact, be the most fitting person to give her away. Not that I’m saying he should feel obligated by any means.
chosha_fml 27
It’s not reasonable to expect you to even attend the wedding. Say ‘no,’ but do it politely. You still have to raise kids together.
RinoaHeartilly 36
I hope you laughed her out the door.
Lobby_Bee 18
And they say not to treat women like an object.
Ih8teenageangst 20
no
Chazzster 32
Either say “hell no you won’t take part in the wedding” or turn in your nads and give up on being a man.
weeping_willow 25
What the jerry springer is going on in her head????
Dave_Davington 35
It's a damn shame the lil Hitlers of the internet ruined the term cuck, because that describes the situation as she envisions it absolutely perfectly. The only correct choices here are to either tell her to go **** herself, or play along and **** up the wedding as badly as humanly possible. Personally, I'd go with the former, but I don't think anyone would blame you if you decide on the latter.
htx4life 4
f*** that man
dwight7476 11
What a bitch karma coming soon for her