Today, I'm on holiday in Vietnam, and was wearing a new shirt. In a restaurant, the waitress pointed at my shirt and said something I couldn't understand, so I just smiled and nodded my head. She then gave me a weird look and walked away. Turns out there was a huge spider on it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, when putting something away on a high shelf, something small and black fell down my cleavage. I thought nothing of it and finished the task at hand. When I pulled out the neck of my shirt later to find it and looked down, glaring up at me from my boobs was a large, disgruntled spider. FML
Today, I wore a sleeveless shirt for the first time in years, when I glimpsed something on my shoulder that looked like a spider. I let out a scream that sounded like a donkey having a stroke, and flailed my arms. Then I realized it was my tattoo, and that I was freaking out everyone on the bus. FML
Today, I wore a new shirt, but forgot to remove the price tag. It was kind of windy outside, so when I got outside, the tag hit me on the neck, I thought it was a giant insect attacking my neck. I started screaming like a little girl. I'm a 30 year-old guy. FML
Today, I walked into my boss’s office for a serious meeting. While I was talking, I felt something on my arm, looked down, and realized it was a giant spider crawling up my sleeve. I tried to casually shake it off without screaming, but I just ended up doing a bizarre, silent dance in front of my boss. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, while barbecuing, I noticed a small black baby spider crawling on my shirt. Then I felt another one crawling on the back of my neck. I still don't know if there were more than two baby spiders on me. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML
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Withdrawn 0
Have fun in Vietnam.
mona_is_here 10
Vacation = American English Holiday = British English
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Comments (92)
hcovballer247 0
Uhm ok not exactly sure how this is a fml
Egonis 0
I lived there for a year, it's beautiful, friendly and a great place to live. On that note, many of them don't favour Americans...
chaos32yea 0
LMFAO!
SONiC79 0
that's why you don't go to ghetto Vietnam!
Tysdagr 0
There was nobody at your table who noticed? It's already an FML if you're eating alone on vacation.
elainelovesyou 7
She probably said something like "Có một con nhện trên áo." Buuuut you never know.:)
angela3222 0
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH, this is freaken funny!
xkaokaox 0
I'm vietnamese... and I think ydi it. Why? you went on HOLIDAY to VIETNAM.
skwishTHEfishyy 0
wow. you just made it to my list of top 10 Internet assholes.
Zebidee 9
Spider shirt, spider shirt. Does whatever a spider shirt does...
polico_wolf 0
It's "does whatever a spider shirt can." Homer Simpson sang it wrong.