Today, I'm on holiday in Vietnam, and was wearing a new shirt. In a restaurant, the waitress pointed at my shirt and said something I couldn't understand, so I just smiled and nodded my head. She then gave me a weird look and walked away. Turns out there was a huge spider on it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when putting something away on a high shelf, something small and black fell down my cleavage. I thought nothing of it and finished the task at hand. When I pulled out the neck of my shirt later to find it and looked down, glaring up at me from my boobs was a large, disgruntled spider. FML
Today, I wore a sleeveless shirt for the first time in years, when I glimpsed something on my shoulder that looked like a spider. I let out a scream that sounded like a donkey having a stroke, and flailed my arms. Then I realized it was my tattoo, and that I was freaking out everyone on the bus. FML
Today, I wore a new shirt, but forgot to remove the price tag. It was kind of windy outside, so when I got outside, the tag hit me on the neck, I thought it was a giant insect attacking my neck. I started screaming like a little girl. I'm a 30 year-old guy. FML
Today, I walked into my boss’s office for a serious meeting. While I was talking, I felt something on my arm, looked down, and realized it was a giant spider crawling up my sleeve. I tried to casually shake it off without screaming, but I just ended up doing a bizarre, silent dance in front of my boss. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, while barbecuing, I noticed a small black baby spider crawling on my shirt. Then I felt another one crawling on the back of my neck. I still don't know if there were more than two baby spiders on me. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML
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Withdrawn 0
Have fun in Vietnam.
mona_is_here 10
Vacation = American English Holiday = British English
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Comments (92)
Perchick 6
this is no fml. this is funny!
mrahhhhh 21
And that's when you reply "this is my Spiderman shirt".
RedPillSucks 33
Yes, the war is over. There's actually businesses over there, so people will travel there to do stuff other than shoot the natives. There's also cultural sights, so people might actually want to spend vacation time there to see stuff, much like going on holiday to various European countries. It's a new millennium man...
sourgirl101 29
I have a huge banana spider webbing in front of my house at this very moment. It's as big as my hand! It's so cool to look at.
grog_fml 3
hahaha that's actually really funny. thanks for that.
OceanMinded 0
YDI for having the ENTIRE world to choose from and you go to ******* Vietnam... Honestly who goes there??
slimv 0
a lot of people, if you have a chance to go here, you will change your look.
OceanMinded 0
Ive actually been to Danang... Not impressed it all smells like a giant unflushable shit house... Maybe it was a bad expirence on my part but thats the only one i needed
Mylees 0
seriously who goes to Vietnam for vacation??
AzNxS3nSaT1oN 0
aloe of ppl there is lots to see but some places are just horrible
bigbadtim 7
57-How can someone be made of aloe?
elainelovesyou 7
A lot of people. What if he just wanted to see what Vietnam was like?
derschadenfreude 5
Oceanminded, you beat me to it. why would you pick vietnam? do you have a land mine fetish?
yolie_fml 0
Isn't 'holiday in Vietnam' a contradiction in terms?
LOLSWAT 0
how much did u spend on the "treats" that ppl go to get in Vietnam, op?
eightdimension 0
My teacher tells me to "smile and nod" in situations like this... Maybe I should e-mail this to him..