Tysdagr

Somewhere, That place between Canada and Mexico.

Anonymous 2 October 2010, 13:12 Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Cursed

Today, I was at the beach with my parents. They were walking hand in hand, when they spotted a crab. My Dad turned to my Mum and said, "Oh, must've crawled out of my pubes!" they both laughed and kissed. I don't think they realized I was within hearing distance. FML

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Anonymous 6 October 2010, 08:40 Vietnam

Lost in translation

Today, I'm on holiday in Vietnam, and was wearing a new shirt. In a restaurant, the waitress pointed at my shirt and said something I couldn't understand, so I just smiled and nodded my head. She then gave me a weird look and walked away. Turns out there was a huge spider on it. FML

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