Today, I woke up late for a job interview. I hadn't shaved in six days, but figuring I could do so en route, I grabbed my electric razor and ran for the bus. While shaving, the razor's battery died midway through, leaving me to attend the job interview with a Miami Vice scruff on half my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I managed to shave a single stripe out of the right side of my beard before the trimmer sparked and caught fire. I have a job interview in twenty minutes. FML
Today, I shaved my beard that I wanted to grow for winter, into a goatee for a Skype interview. On the day, the interviewer only used audio. FML
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I rushed to a job interview, but my cat rubbed against me, covering my suit in fur. I grabbed a lint roller, tripped over the cat, and knocked out a front tooth. I showed up sweaty, disheveled, and missing a tooth. I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, I woke up to find that I had given myself a haircut in my sleep. I have a presentation today and a job interview tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up late, didn't shave, didn't have time to iron my clothes, didn't eat breakfast, and ran into the office with beads of sweat running down my face. The meeting had been cancelled. FML
Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML
Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML
Today, I was running late for a job interview so I took what I thought was a shortcut through an dank alleyway. I ended up getting chased by a pack of stray cats and arrived at the interview covered in scratches and cat hair. FML
Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML
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Top comments
kh8975 4
wtf who shaves on a bus YDI
sydmadhurf 6
did u think that was gonna end well??
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Comments (107)
Daisie_Garcia 0
wow that was really smart
BamBarBiYaKergud 2
185 u got it. looooooooooooool means veeeerrryyy looooouuuuddd
theConundrumm 2
all indications point to the fact that unemployment suits you... stick with what you know...
naynay104 0
should have just not gone to the interview - when you explain you're half shaved because you slept in i doubt they're going to think you're a good employee
dezinspaaace 0
why the hell did you shave on the bus? i have never heard of that before. YDI.
taetay2010j 0
haha I love it I just love it
NYBellz 0
maybe they will assume ur creative
blckhawksrs 0
stop and buy a disposable and travel shave gel/cream?? duh. that's what iv had to do before. then just stop at a place with a single person bathroom like dunkins
GallifreyDog 2
He was late for the interview. Still though, shaving on a bus? Really?
nerdsgetmehot 23
Did you shave while riding on the bus? I'm trying to imagine the looks on everyone's faces...
InOthrWords 12
what'd you do with the hair you saved off?