Love: Long distance

Long distance

By Xerfox - 20/06/2016 20:34 - Germany - Neckarsulm

Today, I flew to Germany to meet up with a girl that I met in America five months ago and fell in love with. We've been talking every day for five months straight. I get here just for her to tell me that she likes me "like a brother." FML

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By doomed - 09/06/2009 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, the girl I'm in love with invited me to stay with her in Europe for 2 weeks, she's even paying for the flights and accommodation. It's because I'm such a special friend to her, and she wants me to come up to meet her fiancé before she gets married. FML

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Take your time

By Easy-bake oven - 14/08/2022 14:00

Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML

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Fleeting

By Anonymous - 12/06/2023 02:00 - Morocco - Agadir

Today, and for the past couple of months, I've been feeling really down. A few days ago, I met a girl from Germany, we made out, and I started reading her favorite book. I learned earlier today that she'd gone back to Germany and forgot to tell me. I’ve been waiting all day to see her. FML

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The truth

By oxbbabexo - 14/04/2009 13:45 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML

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By longtriphome - 15/07/2011 02:22 - United States

Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 00:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML

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Catfished

By phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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Average Slowdive gig

By Vladymyr - 29/05/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I met in person a girl I’ve been talking to on Facebook Messenger. We went to a concert of a group we both like, then dinner, and had lots of fun. At the end of the night I realized she’s amazing as hell, and I’ve fallen in love. Our compatibility is unmatched. The problem is that I have a girlfriend of 3 years. FML

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Caught in 4K

By Nothing Special - 23/12/2015 06:54 - United States - Hixson

Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2022 18:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's sister and within a few hours we were in love. Seriously, personality-wise I’ve had more fun today just talking with her sister than I have for over a year dating my girlfriend, including the sex. We don’t want to cheat and hurt her sister. This sucks. FML

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saifnaqvi11 21

Tuesday 21 June 2016 11:38

International Sibling Zoned. That just tragic.

Odiz747 23

Tuesday 21 June 2016 11:40

Well, at least you get to see some german culture?

Comments

storethis 17

Wednesday 22 June 2016 15:28

Ditch the bitch and and enjoy your vacation

Elgrin 15

Wednesday 22 June 2016 21:08

The appropriate response to this is to say "Why thank you Cersi! Shall we shag now or shag later?"

LostInTheGate 2

Monday 27 June 2016 17:09

Be careful, this relationship has the potential to explode...

drtoboggan 11

Thursday 23 June 2016 1:03

YDI for assuming that she wanted a relationship and flying to Germany without making your desires clear first. You can't blame that on her.

anthony99 14

Friday 24 June 2016 6:09

OP doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van on Sunday...

Gummy_money 3

Friday 24 June 2016 6:27

should've told her (in creepy voice) "well you better be a fan of incest!" >:)

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 26 June 2016 0:57

Did you not discuss visiting her before actually doing so? That's a big step, and quite a long distance relationship as well. You probably should have talked to her about your feelings first.