fmlTGOD
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Lightweight
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML
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CinderellaC 4
you should consult my therapist, Dr. Jack Daniel
shadowgamer_x 0
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
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LittleTornado99 0
All I have to say is wow. So ya wow.
SAM_BAM69 0
HA!
r2k2 0
It's legit
tomcat24 0
What's her number
Nexus_surgeon 7
It's a worst nightmare for Russian =) Trust me.
Nexus_surgeon 7
You must Drink so much as you can (for example 2 beers after 7-10 shots of whiskey) and f..ck her best friend. This action will speak louder than words : You are REAL MAN !!!!
MSvictoria 0
Well my friend I think its time to drink up literally :)
The_9th_Doctor 18
get to drinking more
_NeoQueen_ 7
well....sounds like you're better off anyways...so yay?
mexIcanpoundier 1
that a perfect girl for me