Let me Slytherin

By Wisconsin love - 13/12/2010 17:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML
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lil_miss_blair 0

don't complain, your boyfriend rocks.

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SynchronicityII 0

After that, did he conjure up an ****** with his "magic wand"?

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brennan677 0

that is the most hilarious thing i've ever heard. ( remembers comment for future reference)

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Fortuitous 0

Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML #5168083 (168) I agree, your life sucks (20486) - you totally deserved it (4402) On 09/10/2009 at 10:18am - intimacy - by ginny (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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Sirin_fml 46

Are you saying this is a repost? Shame on you, Fortuitous. Avada kedavra!

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Doortje 29

Sirin, please make modcomments voteable!

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unidentified_sta 5

Do it. I wanna see if most of them end up positive double digits or always hidden. I want to hide them, makes me think I have power.

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unidentified_sta 5

*Click thumbs up on your post* What now! That is right, I'm an enigma!

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orangesodaftw 0

Sounds kinky to me, OP. Your boyfriend sounds pretty cool. Definitely not an fml. You should be grateful to have someone like him. I would be.

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Zebidee 8

Well, if men can think with their penis...

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o76923 8

Isn't Parseltounge a language almost exclusively understood by snakes? Also, it isn't elaborated upon like Elven or Klingon so there is no basis for translation.

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mzwill 0

It is understood by snakes, as well as myself. In addition, I accidentally gave that power to Harry Potter when I tried to kill him as an infant.

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spanelli 16

You fail. Leave it to the DahkLohd.

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RedPillSucks 31

Good God. Please don't tell me you're one of those people that are fluent in Klingon, Evlish or Parseltounge.

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Lolzords 11

I thought Parseltongue was only understood by snakes? In that case, shouldn't he be talking to his own snake?

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amcphun 0

fyl for dating a ****.

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Dillandinator 0

This is well funny haha! Epic :P

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