bananaman
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Let me out!
Today, I've been on the same train for two hours at a standstill due to "signal problems". We can't get off because it's "unsafe." I'm on my way home from work and I can see my house through the window. FML
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biass 0
They need to get their stuff on track. Tee hee
tans_fml 0
sounds only mildly torturous...
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DavLynn 4
kick the window out :)
chester75 5
beat up the conductor as well
Finn_the_human 5
I rod the knuckle? But I'm in my element!
Mandy0325 1
just make a run for it:)
solidus106 0
dude I live in antarctica
chester75 5
thanks for the piece of useless info 30, last time I checked NBGAF
eyez_lay_low1921 0
maybe if u yell out fire everyone will panic and your free!?
L3Paparazzo 7
make a run for it
ImmortalKratos 0
and if that doesn't work. start an actual fire then they'll have to let you off!
gutzz 0
It's not unsafe I you make sure you get out before you get off, they are wrong.
MissBunny25 0
grab some acid and slosh it on the window, it'll burn through it, then make your way to the conductors quarters and slosh some on him as well. then, laugh as he cries with utter pain. heeheheheheheehe >:D
insanesna1l 0
you're an evil genius Bunny! Call the police and tell them you are being held against your will. If that doesn't work tell them you are being held against a blank sheet of paper
Jrefinne 7
MissBunny, you kind of look like Hilary Duff, and that makes your comments even creepier.
nerdytacos 3
haha I loveeee that show(:
nerdytacos 3
haha I loveeee that show(:
OmgitsAntonio 4
agreed!
EvilPotato 15
MissBunny, I love you man.
vasses935 0
dont worry 30, i care X3
iloveyouu_24 0
Ohh MissBunny you just made my dayy. :)
Weetart 8
that's a damn shame.
yuggi1 11
But missbunny, the doors only open with a secret special code! Methinks you need to perform a resurrection! :X
EvilPotato 15
97 continuing MissBunny's plan all you need to dø is throw some acid on the door to melt the lock
DavLynn 4
you guys got the idea ;)
Finn_the_human 5
Jam-clam I need to slow down. What I ment to say was* "I rode the knuckle train? But I'm in my element! "
fluffy_nuggets 0
make the sweet escape and swan dive out the window lol
staceysgenesis16 0
Haha , XD thats gotta suck ass .. i like the acid idea tho .. it sounds like a peefectly simple solution. lolol
MrGold 0
There is a flaw in your comment bunny, acid doesn't burn through glass. Fail
MissBunny25 0
140, oh my, did I forget to put "*sarcasm*" at the bottom of my comment? do you honestly think I'm serious about any of that? even if I was, do you really think I'd care? so many questions for someone with such a small brain. stop being a thundercunt killjoy. go shave your pubic and sprinkle it on your mother's cereal. oh, yeah, stop trolling. *slings whip* yep, that's the way i roll. Love, MissBunny25
MrGold 0
You seemed pretty serious to me. Did you forget you are a stupid blonde? Go eat some of your mothers **** nuggets stupid prostitute.
jess6blondie9 3
Good comeback 144. Stfu and leave. Missbunny will win.
LifeSucksbtw 0
O.O w..t....****
Eagles77 0
maybe you guys should slurping on bunny
dre_bro11 12
57, really, I'd say more like Ke$ha.
tans_fml 0
sounds only mildly torturous...
esu 5
that really sucks op
jess2gd4u 0
man that souks big time!
bedburgular 0
yah you should go **** yourself
ImaWiseGuy 5
yell terrorist and take it from there.....
biass 0
They need to get their stuff on track. Tee hee
DavLynn 4
no.
gutzz 0
psh, more like op got railed....
DrewSmooth 0
amazing.
penguinonastairc 0
amazing.
giantsfan2010 23
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!!
Tcaret300 12
OMG
lerouxmaster 7
amazing.
snade 0
C-C-C-C-C COMMENT FAILURE
EvilPotato 15
this conversion here is pointless and confusing
EvilPotato 15
this conversion here is pointless and confusing
heathersmorin 0
Who's going to yell at me for breaking up this little pattern? :-)
EvilPotato 15
WTF is up with this conversation it repeats everything
iloveyouu_24 0
WHAT TAA FACKK
patric14 0
yupyup u r life is fk up !!' I'm bored!!!!!!
avatar0810 15
tee hee? really dude, really?
paras0mnia 3
Wow, deja-vu, what the hell just happened? mind blown :P
cuddleme 0
P-P-P-PO-TA-TOE
irokyoursox 6
ur mom goes to college
10thPrestige 0
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
BloodyHeel 8
That is just awful.
abceasyas123abc 12
Come on, it wasn't that bad! I smiled to myself as I read it (as I'm sure others did, too).
HappyCynic 0
That is just awful?
182crazyking 9
COMBO BREAKER!!!!!
biass 0
They need to get their stuff on track. Tee hee
biass 0
They need to get their stuff on track. Tee hee
biass 0
They need to get their stuff on track. Tee hee
fmlikecrazy 0
I guess you could file a complaint or get yourself a car.
taticalnNinja 5
haha FYL, or just pull open the doors, it works
benjimm1 0
#6 put ur shirt on and shave ur head, u look 2 much like me haha.
DavLynn 4
haha sureee 67
jess6blondie9 3
How about you put your shirt on and shave your head for looking too much like him sir?
awardZu 0
Signal problems is code for Chuck Norris is waiting to kick your ass as soon as you step off the train!
askmeboutmyweine 0
chuck Norris should roundhouse kick you for such a horrible joke.
denaysanders 0
HA