bananaman
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Let me out!
Today, I've been on the same train for two hours at a standstill due to "signal problems". We can't get off because it's "unsafe." I'm on my way home from work and I can see my house through the window. FML
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biass 0
They need to get their stuff on track. Tee hee
tans_fml 0
sounds only mildly torturous...
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davek 36
Pull the emergency exit.
iangoodall311278 0
It wasn't the 1625 londonmidland from Northampton to London Euston? The reason it stopped a lady set fire to her self and died. At least you didn't die
sp00ge 0
It could be worse. You could be watching, through the bedroom window of your house while stuck on the train, your old lady banging someone else.
rjkilledu 0
of it wasn't that far you really couldn't walk?
Cathrin 26
He wasn't allowed to leave the train to do so. That's the point of the FML.
LOLSMILEYFACE331 0
Uhh, wtf? is they let you off but it was indeed unsafe then your FML would have been, "today I was on a train.. I'm whiny so I decided since my house is close enough I'd get off even though I was instructed not to, because it was dangerous. I now have multiple injuries. FML" by an effing car.
tifftess4u 0
run!! your almost home free!:D
kylepwn1 0
yo straight up. u don't deserve that kinda bullshit and don't ever let anybody tell u otherwise. tell that bitch her place an then ******* dump her ass. walk and drive off in style, you deserve it.
rocker_chick23 27
I never knew a train could be in a relationship with a person. Re-read the FML.
mils_jus_89 0
One of the reasons I hate facebook and twitter.
10thPrestige 0
108, That's the ghetto way.
Jeremy Phillips 18
Nearly eight years down the one and it is still the same story. Most of the time however trains get cancelled because of it.