Let me out!

By bananaman - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I've been on the same train for two hours at a standstill due to "signal problems". We can't get off because it's "unsafe." I'm on my way home from work and I can see my house through the window. FML
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Top comments

They need to get their stuff on track. Tee hee

tans_fml 0

sounds only mildly torturous...

Comments

ihaveatightbutt 0

tell everyone u have a bomb. im sure they will clear out fairly quick

Sort of the same thing happened to me , after traveling for a day and a half . Me and my dad were so annoyed .. we wanted to punch captain Rogers out cold . -.-'

shadowsegah0 0

lol just jump off no matter what they say

pinkchocolatex3 0
tom_es 3

Jump off the train... Call 911 and say that you are hostage of the train...they did it for the airplanes.

itziltheinsane 0

Pretend to be the koolaid man and bust through the window yelling OHHH YEAAA

PsychoNinjaDuck 0

The signal problem could've referred to the electricity. I'd listen if I were you. For all you know, it could've been a high voltage problem and you'd get hurt.

Lulu714 0

oh, at first I was all "Then just get off!" but then I read it again and realized that you can't get off. I have skillz.