bananaman
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Let me out!
Today, I've been on the same train for two hours at a standstill due to "signal problems". We can't get off because it's "unsafe." I'm on my way home from work and I can see my house through the window. FML
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biass 0
They need to get their stuff on track. Tee hee
tans_fml 0
sounds only mildly torturous...
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ihaveatightbutt 0
tell everyone u have a bomb. im sure they will clear out fairly quick
rickilynn 0
Sort of the same thing happened to me , after traveling for a day and a half . Me and my dad were so annoyed .. we wanted to punch captain Rogers out cold . -.-'
shadowsegah0 0
lol just jump off no matter what they say
Alex_The_Human 2
join hands! start a love train!
pinkchocolatex3 0
Leave through the window
tom_es 3
Jump off the train... Call 911 and say that you are hostage of the train...they did it for the airplanes.
NaoPudding 8
Eh, that would drive me insane.
itziltheinsane 0
Pretend to be the koolaid man and bust through the window yelling OHHH YEAAA
NaoPudding 8
That's a good idea.
nikki9tails 3
that's awsome lmao right on
PsychoNinjaDuck 0
The signal problem could've referred to the electricity. I'd listen if I were you. For all you know, it could've been a high voltage problem and you'd get hurt.
Lulu714 0
oh, at first I was all "Then just get off!" but then I read it again and realized that you can't get off. I have skillz.