Let me out!

By bananaman - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I've been on the same train for two hours at a standstill due to "signal problems". We can't get off because it's "unsafe." I'm on my way home from work and I can see my house through the window. FML
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biass 0

They need to get their stuff on track. Tee hee

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tans_fml 0

sounds only mildly torturous...

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richboii 0

ugh i hate when that happens when im on a train and it gets delayed for 2 hours within sight of my house i swear everytime!! Loljk

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JGoD24 5

How horribly frustrating for you. FYL

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killface93 0

listen to ur ipod

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Devin91 20

why cant you just explain tht to the conductor?

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brianjman14 22

He can't, dumbass. He's stuck on the train.

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ohthebloodygore 16

I think he meant next time walk not take the tube.

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Tuesdays76 0

Or just yell, "FIRE!! EVERYONE OFF THE BUS!!". then book it home.

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zeta24 0

tell them u r getting married in a half hour or something

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lmaoatall 6

then surely you see me crawling through your window, and there's nothing you can do about. now that I have your attention, where's the good shit???

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Autoshot 9

Lol I was gonna say shatnel, but I think I like crapnel better.

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