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bananaman This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United Kingdom

Let me out!

Today, I've been on the same train for two hours at a standstill due to "signal problems". We can't get off because it's "unsafe." I'm on my way home from work and I can see my house through the window. FML

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They need to get their stuff on track. Tee hee

sounds only mildly torturous...

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ugh i hate when that happens when im on a train and it gets delayed for 2 hours within sight of my house i swear everytime!! Loljk

How horribly frustrating for you. FYL

killface93 0

listen to ur ipod

why cant you just explain tht to the conductor?

then walk big baby

He can't, dumbass. He's stuck on the train.

ohthebloodygore 16

I think he meant next time walk not take the tube.

Or just yell, "FIRE!! EVERYONE OFF THE BUS!!". then book it home.

tell them u r getting married in a half hour or something

oh babyyyyyyyy

lmaoatall 6

then surely you see me crawling through your window, and there's nothing you can do about. now that I have your attention, where's the good shit???

Lol I was gonna say shatnel, but I think I like crapnel better.