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Let me out!

Today, I've been on the same train for two hours at a standstill due to "signal problems". We can't get off because it's "unsafe." I'm on my way home from work and I can see my house through the window. FML

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They need to get their stuff on track. Tee hee

sounds only mildly torturous...

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walk fatass

I can see clearly now the train is gone. All the fat bastards outa my way.

patience is a virtue :)

SpilltMilk2 0

What's it feel like to feel stupid? ^

I think the real question is why the hell do you live in a train station?!

he can see his house from the station it doesn't mean that he lives there he can probably see it out the window

smash the window and escape. if questioned by the police later, blame "unruly Irish soccer fans". they will believe you.

ha if that was in sydnam in nsw, suck my train went past your stand still one fool. omn nom major delays due to signal failure <3

prettybirdq 0

this is a pure fyl. Dang.

Sydney's rail network is horrible isn't it, op?

A bit stupid.