Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I finally went on a date with a girl I've been talking to for 2 years. She is my dream girl, picture perfect and I love her with all my heart. So I asked her, half jokingly, if I was her dream guy. Her reply? "Don't ask me something you don't want to hear the answer of." FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the girl I’ve had a crush on for years. I was so nervous, I got confused and sent her a text meant for my best friend that said, "I’m about to ask her out. Pray I don’t puke on her." She responded with a laughing emoji and said, "You really need to work on your game." FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask out the girl I like. After nervously fumbling through my words, I asked, "Want to grab a cup of water sometime?" She looked at me confused, then asked if I meant coffee. FML
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Daddymo 14
I think you need to raise your standards to include pretty girls that aren't also bitches.
Roxxxxay 13
They say girls go for bad boys but on FML it seems all the boys fall for the biggest bitches.
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Comments (179)
SnoBorder4Life 0
At least you had the balls to ask her out OP, I'm shy as hell. Sorry it didn't work out.
stevenmx86 8
Fyl OP but you kind of deserve it for putting all of your eggs into a basket you've never even met... "Girl of your dreams" implies that you adore everything about her not that you think she's "hot"...
insanez58 11
owch
BrianneAlex 10
Then you should've said "I did lower them a lot. That's why I asked you." and then walked off. I'm sorry but you don't need a girl that ugly on the inside anyways :)
perdix 31
She may have been unnecessarily cruel, but she might have done you a favor in the long term: She essentially told you not to waste your time pursuing "hot" girls. If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, Never make a pretty woman your wife. So, from my personal point of view, Get an ugly girl to marry you.
Dracoboxer357 36
^ I assume you (jokingly) mean, get a woman more beautiful on the inside than the outside to marry you, no matter how pretty her face is. My wife is pretty, but it's her personality and strength of character that made me fall in love with her. :) (Yes I recognized the song, btw. Just sharing anyways...)
reddudeover 2
97 - The last part of his comment are song lyrics. Which makes him all the more awesome for knowing, love that song!!!
reddudeover 2
Cheap floozies are my bread and butter. ;D Just kidding, but honestly there's probably some girl that really likes you and you haven't noticed because you liked this other girl.
Dracoboxer357 36
81- Overly fixating on one girl/guy does seem to give people tunnel vision to all the rest around them, something most everyone's experienced, I'm sure.
missfabs 4
Dream girl sounds a little too full of herself. You're not missing out on anything.
Blooblibloo 4
The fact she answered you this way makes me think she was the girl of your dream mostly because of her look and not her personality. She sure is shallow but you look like you are too for being interested in her. Also, lot of people complain being rejected by guys or girls who think they are too beautiful for them, but those same people never goes for the less pretty or handsome ones. Anyway, that was still very rude and stupid from her
canunu1 12
I've heard that attractive girls with personalities usually end up with less than attractive guys because those kind of guys actually have to develop a personality and can't get shallow girls like this just based upon their looks.
fuqsam 5
She needs to lower hers... Bitch...