Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I finally went on a date with a girl I've been talking to for 2 years. She is my dream girl, picture perfect and I love her with all my heart. So I asked her, half jokingly, if I was her dream guy. Her reply? "Don't ask me something you don't want to hear the answer of." FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the girl I’ve had a crush on for years. I was so nervous, I got confused and sent her a text meant for my best friend that said, "I’m about to ask her out. Pray I don’t puke on her." She responded with a laughing emoji and said, "You really need to work on your game." FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask out the girl I like. After nervously fumbling through my words, I asked, "Want to grab a cup of water sometime?" She looked at me confused, then asked if I meant coffee. FML
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Daddymo 14
I think you need to raise your standards to include pretty girls that aren't also bitches.
Roxxxxay 13
They say girls go for bad boys but on FML it seems all the boys fall for the biggest bitches.
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Comments (179)
AugustBurnsToast 14
Who does she think she is? Anyway...probably the girl of your nightmares now.
fabulosogurlee 7
Just because a girls turns down a boy does not mean that she is automatically a bitch!
missalice0306 19
The way she turned him down certainly indicated that though
kateindeed 5
No, but implying that she is better than him certainly does.
JasonEP 3
I guess 27 is the bitch.
your_ma 27
There's more than one way to turn a guy down. You can be polite and not hurt his feelings, or you can be a complete **** about it. The girl OP liked clearly took option number 2 and is therefore........... a bitch.
mikepattonfan 0
Well said!
PlaySpades 21
It doesn't automatically make her a bitch but it does make her shallow and insensitive.
WitchyArmyWife00 0
The way she went about it does make her a bitch.
ICastillo 25
Haha #33 that's what I was thinking
shannonjnae2706 0
Wow... Someone (ahem, her) is a cold-hearted bitch. Don't let the evil-doing of one soulless flea bring you down. It's not your fault that she has absolutely no class. Hold your head high and keep looking for the REAL girl of your dreams. Good luck!! :)
meagy 6
I had a similar situation years ago, the reply I got was "I have standards, you know".
WitchyArmyWife00 0
Sorry that sucks
manjyMonkey 2
Up herself much?! She must think she's pretty good!!! Better of without her!
UrCapsLockOn 12
Just because a girls defends another girl's response does not mean that she is automatically a bitch! *which she is*
laden_swallow09 35
Reading comprehension. Learn it.
alexroa50 0
Dude, i ask her if she want to be my girlfriend, she said no and now is with my ex-best friend. I want to kill myself :)
PrincessPesa 20
They have hotlines for that sort of thing, sad Santa Claus. This ain't the place.
kandi_kid69 15
Cry over cuts and stitches, not ***** and bitches. Be happy that you now know she's truly a bitch. You can find someone better. :)
kthsdm 12
Nice rhyme...I shall remember that one!
Randomxnp 10
Sounds like you had a lucky escape. Who would want to date a narcissistic bitch like that?
klutzyduck1 24
So this will be unpopular but maybe this guy is an unattractive creeper, with a poor job, living at home, with nothing going on with him. I've seen many guys who are a 4 go for a 9...why is a girl automatically a bitch because a guy (or a girl but less frequently) thinks they deserve more than they give. He's being shallow, but she can't? Double standard.
Sleepy_Hallow 7
This is about HOW she rejected him. She could have been polite and not harsh like that.
xxblmpknxx 10
I'm not necessarily saying what she did or how she did it was ok, but I like your thinking.
ImaginaryFoe 1
You're right in saying that will be unpopular. Without knowing much about OP, everyone is always convinced he can do better. He could be a complete jackass. I rarely have sympathy for the "girl of my dreams" types because most of them don't dream about great personalities. They always sound shallow. Either this girl is shallow, too, or she knows OP well enough to believe she deserves better. Why should she have to lower her standards but OP doesn't have to lower his?
reddudeover 2
45/65 - That's a lot of assuming, let's just stick with what's in the FML. Besides even if ALL of those assumptions are true there's still a better way to go about it besides the way it was done. No one ever said she had to date him or lower her standards, so I don't know where you guys are getting that idea.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I don't think it's assuming much more than the people who assume he doesn't deserve it. You assume he's given the full story; I assume there's another side to it.