Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I finally went on a date with a girl I've been talking to for 2 years. She is my dream girl, picture perfect and I love her with all my heart. So I asked her, half jokingly, if I was her dream guy. Her reply? "Don't ask me something you don't want to hear the answer of." FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the girl I’ve had a crush on for years. I was so nervous, I got confused and sent her a text meant for my best friend that said, "I’m about to ask her out. Pray I don’t puke on her." She responded with a laughing emoji and said, "You really need to work on your game." FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask out the girl I like. After nervously fumbling through my words, I asked, "Want to grab a cup of water sometime?" She looked at me confused, then asked if I meant coffee. FML
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Top comments
Daddymo 14
I think you need to raise your standards to include pretty girls that aren't also bitches.
Roxxxxay 13
They say girls go for bad boys but on FML it seems all the boys fall for the biggest bitches.
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Comments (179)
robert76 5
Huh, and here I thought stuck up bitch was the lowest one's standards could go.
cubsfan1983 0
Sounds like you all ready have if you liked a bitch like that
thinbubba 8
That's when you make her feel better about herself.
Needafarm 22
sounds like you need to learn to get to know a girl before you ask her out, would make asking out the next girl a lot less devastating.
sgonza 4
NEXT!
pagullarka 9
Should have said, I did that's why I'm asking you :)
theonlysweetpea 10
I kinda agree with #1 though there's no proof he is being shallow. Just because she turned out to be a serious bitch doesn't mean she wasn't showing positive qualities before this moment. If that's so; FYL OP. Move on cuz that bitch is NOT worth it! If she was only the girl of your dreams because she is pretty, you deserve the rejection (if not the delivery) at least. Fall in love with people's hearts, not their faces.
joanniejore 7
Probably true. I have seen some unfortunate guys fruitlessly pursue supermodel goddesses. Get over it buddy, and look for people in your league.
Calyx_fml 22
What people say has more to do with themselves than you. What she told you is that she is stuck up and high maintenance. You're better off without her.
wironandine 8
Dang what a bitch