Today, I said to our pool-boy, "I know what you're doing, and you have to stop it." He started shouting that I had no right to tell them what to do and that they were in love. He was referring to his relationship with my eldest son. I wanted to tell him to stop drinking my beers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
Today, my husband tried to annoy me by slurping on his almost-finished drink. I yelled at him to knock it off. Later, our daughter told her class that mommy and daddy had been fighting about his drinking during breakfast. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to start controlling my drinking and he told me pretty much that he didn’t think I could do it. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend to stop criticizing my son for his table manners. He said, "It's man things, you wouldn't understand." He acted surprised when I blew my top and told him to leave. FML
Today, my family and I were celebrating my dad's birthday. The two of us were standing by the pool chatting, and I jokingly said "You're old now." I suppose I should have expected him to shove me into the pool, my phone still in hand, and retort, "You're soaked now." FML
Today, I told my friend over the phone that I had to go drop the kids off at the pool. She told me that she didn't need to know about my bathroom habits and hung up on me. I really had to take my children to the local swimming pool for swim lessons. FML
Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year-old boy. FML
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SystemofaBlink41 27
I don't think OP's FMLing because of him being gay, but more because it was an awkward situation...
XOfiestypixie 0
Um...I think one or two of you missed the point (like #2), OP wasn't mad that the pool boy and his son were in a gay relationship, he just wanted the pool boy to STOP DRINKING HIS BEER. He probably didn't know his son was gay, or if he did, he didn't care.
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kezzstar 0
Um, how old is your son? That's what I'm worried about. If he's legal age, great, if not, I would be very very concerned.
Calaura9 0
So do you still have to pay him to clean your pool? Since he's banging your sons' asshole or the other way around you should get a discount. And have him replace the beer. I hope its Heineken or coronas, nothing else is worth stealing.
primogen18 0
it could have been a local brewery... btw anyway FYL cause you got way more information then you bargained for, and that is almost always awkward. I'm with 88, and 87 was funny, lol.
ThatOneQueerKid 0
That's actually pretty hot
Molfsontan 0
4chan is the dark anus of the internet and it darkens more and more every day. Don't go there is you are easily offended. I love it though. xP As for the OP: The stupidity of your son dating people who work for you is amazing though, as another poster said. I can only imagine how the relationship started and wish I were the pool boy. :3
TxReV 0
Definitely a surprising way to find out your son is gay if you didn't know before, but hopefully you can accept it.
Overcast117 5
Sounds like your son is starring in a bad ****.
bxgurl95 0
You dumbasses talking about how u need to tie ur son down etc... Need to seriously die because its shit like that that makes it so much ******* harder for people who are different gays are not hurting u so leave them alone I feel bad for ur son #23
dj_walls2424 0
what a fag
greengreta 0
Pretty sad when a kid can't tell his parents that he's gay, what kind of parent are you?
Nicknamed_Leaf 1
I have one of the best dad's in the world - all of my friends love him, he's like a responsible kid in an adult's body, and an amazing father. That doesn't mean I'm not terrified to tell him that I'm not straight just because he has a bible-thumping mother who drove conservative ideas of homophobia into his brain. You don't have to have bad parents to be afraid of telling them - afraid you're going to somehow let them down, even though you know you have nothing to be ashamed of.
_Noon_ 0
FYSL for not being able to get out of the closet himself.