Today, I said to our pool-boy, "I know what you're doing, and you have to stop it." He started shouting that I had no right to tell them what to do and that they were in love. He was referring to his relationship with my eldest son. I wanted to tell him to stop drinking my beers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
Today, my husband tried to annoy me by slurping on his almost-finished drink. I yelled at him to knock it off. Later, our daughter told her class that mommy and daddy had been fighting about his drinking during breakfast. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to start controlling my drinking and he told me pretty much that he didn’t think I could do it. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend to stop criticizing my son for his table manners. He said, "It's man things, you wouldn't understand." He acted surprised when I blew my top and told him to leave. FML
Today, my family and I were celebrating my dad's birthday. The two of us were standing by the pool chatting, and I jokingly said "You're old now." I suppose I should have expected him to shove me into the pool, my phone still in hand, and retort, "You're soaked now." FML
Today, I told my friend over the phone that I had to go drop the kids off at the pool. She told me that she didn't need to know about my bathroom habits and hung up on me. I really had to take my children to the local swimming pool for swim lessons. FML
Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year-old boy. FML
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SystemofaBlink41 27
I don't think OP's FMLing because of him being gay, but more because it was an awkward situation...
XOfiestypixie 0
Um...I think one or two of you missed the point (like #2), OP wasn't mad that the pool boy and his son were in a gay relationship, he just wanted the pool boy to STOP DRINKING HIS BEER. He probably didn't know his son was gay, or if he did, he didn't care.
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Comments (286)
Hugorgy 0
God. That is so cliche, the pool-boy having a relationship with someone he's working for. I love it. CLASSIC!
lakeylove 0
I'm striaght but for some reason I want a gay guy friend (I'm a girl) maybe Adam lambert lol. the ones who are into fashion uhm tight jeans hats scarves (I don't know the name of style) seem kinda fun to hang with lolzies. not a girlyish one though but one with great style and one who likes the mall and fun things lol
mike1921 0
That is pretty girly
Hugorgy 0
At least you didn't catch him ******* your son on the job or anything, though it is an interesting way to find out your son is gay, if you didn't know already.
tranekfny 0
that sucks id hate to have a faget for a son
blooop_fml 0
I'd hate to have an asshole that doesn't know how to spell ****** for a son.
booblla 4
+1
realggirl 0
This is neither a FYL or a YDI. Unless you're homophobic, in which case, F their lives.
waterynuggets 0
Exactly.
jet_fml 0
If you read it properly, the OP could have already known that his son was gay.
nodayliketoday 0
haha, awkward! But maybe you can be happy that your son is in a loving relationship :) I think this is really sweet, but very unprofessional!
leisl14 0
christians don't like gays flaunting their lifestyles.. and i'm sick of preachy biblethumpers thinking they're right about everything
epicFAIL_Sometim 0
F your life for hiring a ****** poolboy. And as for your son, just strap him to a chair and make him watch your entire Porno collection. Go to the store and buy some lesbian ones too, just in case. Scare the gay away!
dyld921 2
You do know that's not really possible right?
whitey_fml 0
thaaaaats kinda funny. unfortunate, but funny. poor guy must be humiliated.