Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
Today, I thought the cashier said the new blouse I picked out was ugly as she was ringing me up. I'm really self-conscious about my fashion sense, so I snapped and started yelling at her. It wasn't until she was close to tears did I find out she said "lovely" not "ugly". So, that's another store I can't go back to. FML
Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
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Top comments
ohhhhshizzz 0
#8: YOU get a life, seriously. STFU. Omfg, are y'all dumb? OP said her friend came LATE, idk about y'all but I don't have telepathic powers to know what my friends will wear. OP: That sucks, awww :/ Just buy something & wear it out of the store, if it really made you mad.
lovemin 0
are you people stupid? her friend couldn't have known what she was wearing, she came late. and FYL to the op, but at least your friend's being honest. i wouldn't consider that bitchy, it means she's close enough to be open with you.
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Comments (81)
cristy91 33
The comments are funnier and as for this FML perhaps being a repeat, it may or it may not. Nothing would make this situation a one in a lifetime ordeal.
iamalivingfml 0
oh my gosh, this happened to me except it was my mom whom I came into the store with, and I was wearing one of my favorite shirts.. I know how you feel ):
lilcuti3pi389 0
why do people argue on these things? take a chill pill, every time i look at one of these comment boards there are a bunch of posts of people insulting each other.... over nothing. wow.
swimgirl015 0
#69- I completely agree. Ridiculousness. #63- You are my hero. #62- I'm so amazed that you're a freshman, that's a huge accomplishment! Do people ever, like, ask you to do stuff?? Like, omg, you must be so totally smart! I wish I was you... really. haha... I wonder how many bitch remarks will come from this.
Humanoid_fml 0
#8 is right - who cares what other people think of your clothes? They're just clothes. #51 - You win.
Niasyn 0
Another vapid friend FML? Where do you find somebody like your friend and why the hell would you hang out with them more than once?
sheni_009 0
I did this once...kind of. I was shopping with my friend and it was snowing outside so we had been in coats all day, and she came out of the dressing room in a shirt and a pair of pants. She was asking me how the pants looked, but I did not realize the shirt she had on was the one she had been wearing all day and I told her it could stand to be a little longer. At least you know you have a friend who is honest with you. Some people will tell you you look good in anything.
CapriceClassic 0
If she's really your friend, she already knows you dress like a slob, and she would have told you that a long time ago. You need a stylist and new friends.
madasahatter 0
Wow, wasn't there the friend's side of this story posted a few days ago?
normandin131 0
So? She's being honest maybe you shouldn't have bought that outfit.