Friends and Landlords: Landlords gonna landlord

Landlords gonna landlord

By katurday - 03/11/2009 15:59 - United States

Today, my landlord came over while I wasn't home. My friend and her pets were thrown out by her husband. I'm the only person she knows in this state and she begged me to stay. I reluctantly told her fine; just don't answer the door. She did, with the animals, and told him she was living here. FML

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By Poor doggo - 15/07/2021 08:01

Today, I was walking my friend’s dog at the park as a favor. A stranger then struck up a little conversation with me about the dog. It turned out that the stranger I talked to was my friend’s landlord, who now knows that my friend was lying about her pet being a service animal and is threatening eviction. FML

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By why me? - 11/03/2014 07:21 - United States - Huntington Park

Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 13:57 - Norway

Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML

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By NotYourFriend - 24/10/2016 19:53

Today, I had to kick my husband's friend out of our house after a week. He left lights on, played video games all day, ate all of our food and laughed when his son hit my dog. He was only invited over for one dinner. FML

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By Leyla - 27/10/2015 01:23 - United States - Franklin

Today, my boyfriend and I respectfully asked my landlady if he could stay with me until he gets back on his feet. He was robbed at gunpoint in his house last night. Landlady then yelled because we aren't married, and then showed up at my door at 10pm, "just making sure John isn't here". FML

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By Embarrassed - 07/08/2012 07:48 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML

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By bigryngf - 04/08/2009 22:12 - United States

Today, I was on my couch when my landlord walked in. He asked what I was doing there. I responded with the same question. Apparently my roommate forgot to call me and tell me that our lease ended three days ago. I am now standing in the parking lot with all my belongings, and it is raining. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:16 - Canada

Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML

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By Dognapped - 20/03/2022 04:00

Today, I went to pick up my dog from a friend's place since she agreed to watch him while I went out of state for Spring Break. I arrived at her apartment. She’s gone and the apartment was vacated. She won’t answer her phone or texts, and vanished from all social media. I’m still making payments on the dog. FML

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Should I Stay or Should I Go?

By Anonymous - 17/07/2022 01:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after my housemate handed in his notice to vacate without telling me beforehand, I had few days whilst working to make a decision to stay or vacate. In a panic, I chose vacate. On my day off I sat down with my finances and discovered I can't afford elsewhere. I asked to stay, my landlord put up rent by 50%. I might now become homeless. FML

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perfectwinds 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 20:21

Wow... That sucks! I'd kick her ass out and try and kiss your landlord's ass.

blland 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 20:31

now do you know why she got dumped?

Comments

gilly011 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 23:01

whats so hard to understand about this post? those who are saying its hard to comprehend are basic. anyways, fyl indeed

PhillyFox 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 23:12

That really sucks. I definitely would've kicked her out after that. Such a dumbass.

bballer32 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 23:49

I must be stupid cause I read it perfectly the first time. then the second I read it I did not get one bit of it lol

failure99 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 0:14

http://christy.ihateyounow.com/index.php?c=viral&m=index&id=7e70fbef0036fa78d128c30847c441af just do this to her

tornado4327 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 0:16

ok honestly, I have no idea what she is talking about and maybe I'm just tired... but can someone please just rewrite it in understandable english??

FerrariCake 2

Wednesday 4 November 2009 0:24

I FIGURED IT OUT!!! It took me several minutes, but I think I figured out what the OP is trying to say! 1. Her friend was kicked out by her husband. 2. Friend, with animals, needed a place to stay; OP agreed to let friend stay with her. 3. OP probably has a rental agreement which states that only OP is allowed to live at the home, with no pets (I'm guessing). 4. OP was not home today, when the landlord came to visit. 5. Friend answered the door and told the landlord that she lived there. 6. Landlord is now possibly upset because of a violation of OP's rental agreement. Unfortunately the OP started the story at the end (landlord came to visit) and then jumped back to the beginning and finished it in the middle.

danielleFML 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 0:42

thank you ferraricake, i was confused too

buzzy_fml 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 1:37

Thanks for the *******-to-English translation there Ferraricake. I read it as follows: The OP's friend was thrown out by the landlord's husband. The landlord didn't know anyone else who was in such a state, and begged the OP to stay. The OP told the landlord that the OP would stay, but the landlord should not answer the door. The landlord answered the door with animals, and told the door she was living with the OP. FML indeed.

FerrariCake 2

Wednesday 4 November 2009 3:19

LMFAO... yours is the literal translation of the original post, but as you pointed out, it was written in *******. I've found that if you read enough FML's day after day, you get pretty fluent in ******* and it's not too difficult to interpret.

Jotne 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 13:35

Thanks for the translation, Babel Fish doesn't seem to do *******-to-English.

crews200 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 20:20

So what you're telling me is that she Tarantino'd the story.

iFruit 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 0:40

Thankyou FerrariCake, I honestly had no idea what OP was talking about...

iFruit 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 0:48

Revised FML: Today, my friend was kicked out by her husband and she was forced to take her animals with her. I am the only person she knows in the state, so she begged to stay with me. I let her stay, as long as she promised not to answer the door because my landlord has a rule forbidding pets. While I was out, the doorbell rang. It was the landlord, and my friend let him in. FML

Nakedsquirrel 5

Wednesday 4 November 2009 0:51

Wife thrown out by her husband? I can't think of many reasons I guy would get so pissed at his wife that he kick her out of the house. Suggest your friend live with the guy she cheated on her husband with. She obviously knows more than one person in the area. (Yeah, I know, being a presumptuous douche.)