slingerslasher
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
New York, United States
Know your place
Today, I was using the short urinal when I heard someone say, "Ahem!" in a loud voice. I looked back to see an angry little kid. He made me switch urinals so he could use the short one. I got urinal-evicted by a little boy. FML
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mergeterge 24
Well I mean, was it meant for children...?
Anika_09 17
Why were you using it if it was the kid urinal ??
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Comments (77)
captainsmegma 12
Everyone knows the guy with the biggest dick makes the rules at the urinal. Sorry op.
Bunnyluver 20
Hey, I like using the cute baby toilet in Walmart, but only when I really need to or know a parent with kids won't come.
Oh_No_Not_Him 25
There are any number of reasons why you might have been using that - it might have been the only one free when you got there (yes, I know it wasn't but the kid didn't know that). The kid can wait or if he can't wait he can use a cubicle.
mattrd_fml 31
should have made him wait it doesn't take that long to pee.
amadmanwithabox 4
tell the little shot to use the shitter
caliguy08 17
That's awesome.... Good for the little kid
tjpr314 8
Lol
hendrvii 1
The short urinal is also used by the gifted men XD
blacklightening 11
tell him to piss off. he can use another or wait
fictionaldiary 11
So wait, you were using a facility meant for young children and are upset that you had to move? Do you also make old people stand up on the bus and park in handicapped parking spaces?