slingerslasher
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
New York, United States
Know your place
Today, I was using the short urinal when I heard someone say, "Ahem!" in a loud voice. I looked back to see an angry little kid. He made me switch urinals so he could use the short one. I got urinal-evicted by a little boy. FML
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mergeterge 24
Well I mean, was it meant for children...?
Anika_09 17
Why were you using it if it was the kid urinal ??
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Rozeyyy 25
Well to be fair...some kids can be really intimidating... I don't blame you
FuckMyLifeGG 9
Lol all these girls thinking it was kids urinal. In most public restrooms those don't exist, there are short and tall urinals
mergeterge 24
...which I'm sure are meant for children. lol
FYlife604 18
handicap people actually, notice that the shorter ones have pull/grab bars on either side.
stevenN659 24
when you grow a penis, then you can have input here. :)
zaidthunder1 27
I know, kids can be mean, right?
jimeple 12
You stopped mid-flow. Impressive!
Subtext 10
Because he didn't want the tip to touch the water.
Sansational_ 18
Shoulda pissed on him.
Talented73 54
That's not a urinal for short people or children; it's for guys with long peckers.
bfo76 8
How spineless can you be? Tell the entitled little ******** to **** off, it's not exactly difficult.
jstone89 13
Thats adorable!... In a strange sort of way.. lol :)
SiraSiemens 21
lol this kid is my hero xD i'd never have had the courage to call out an adult xD