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Blacklightening's FML badges

The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

21%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

1%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

15%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

40%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

2%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

5%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

16%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

3%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

6%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

56%

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Blacklightening's favorite FMLs

Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex father in law. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By abbacjt / Friday 16 January 2009 17:51 / United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate when she pulled me in close and whispered in my ear, "We're getting Chips Ahoy after this." I came. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By youngsamoo92 - / Wednesday 7 December 2016 04:32 / United States - Houston

Today, a door-to-door salesman came to my apartment. I was too lazy to change from my teddy bear print pajamas, fuzzy socks and pink slippers when opening the door to him. He took one look at me and asked, "Hello darling, are your mommy and daddy home?" I'm 22 and live here on my own. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ginkobiloba - / Tuesday 29 November 2016 11:01 /

Today, I understand the finer points of the government in Star Wars better than I understand the U.S. government. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By nerd - / Saturday 19 November 2016 19:52 /

Today, my mother made me a delicious meal of gravy, stuffing, mashed and sweet potatoes, and cranberries. Overjoyed, I tried to give her a hug. Instead, I accidentally punched her in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By emeraldarcher74 - / Saturday 19 November 2016 18:34 / United States - Lake Stevens

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blacklightening

The Mixer

Inception

Santa Claus

Night owl

Checking you out

Mobility

Perfectionist

I agree, my mouse works.

Judgmental

50 favorites

Consolation prize

YDI Master

One more and it's business time

A new thumb

50 quality comments

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

100 kick-ass comments