slingerslasher
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
New York, United States
Know your place
Today, I was using the short urinal when I heard someone say, "Ahem!" in a loud voice. I looked back to see an angry little kid. He made me switch urinals so he could use the short one. I got urinal-evicted by a little boy. FML
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mergeterge 24
Well I mean, was it meant for children...?
Anika_09 17
Why were you using it if it was the kid urinal ??
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Comments (77)
CliffyB03 28
He could ******* wait a minute. Turn and spray
Kihdd 8
OP already commented that he went to the end for some privacy and it happened to be the short urinal. it's very understandable.
Wishe 17
Maybe it's a different situation with urinals but the only way someone is forcing me off a toilet is if they're about to vomit.
Kramer1998 20
If you got overpowered by a kid then you have some serious issues man!
RosaMaravillosa 10
ydi man, ydi
Mike_Oxhard 14
If you can use a normal urinal why are you using the one for kids and midgets?
vikky538 29
The kid said ur-ine my toilet zone.
Fredrick010 9
You do realize that you didn't have to move just because he told you to. He could've waited or picked another toilet.
bornpatriot 11
Maybe he was there for the cake !!! (Please don't downvote this into oblivion)
tina72us 9
Were you compensating by using the little boys' urinal?