slingerslasher
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
New York, United States
Know your place
Today, I was using the short urinal when I heard someone say, "Ahem!" in a loud voice. I looked back to see an angry little kid. He made me switch urinals so he could use the short one. I got urinal-evicted by a little boy. FML
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mergeterge 24
Well I mean, was it meant for children...?
Anika_09 17
Why were you using it if it was the kid urinal ??
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mergeterge 24
Well I mean, was it meant for children...?
zaidthunder1 27
It could be for little people, I suppose.
ThrottleJockey 36
You're both wrong; it's for those of us that hang extra low.
burnforeternity 30
Technically speaking it's for anyone but it was designed for people with shorter legs, so they wouldn't have to stand on their toes just to pee
tinytyler 12
I understand that girls and women don't understand it, but it's not like it's reserved for smaller people. It's used by everybody when the normal sized ones are being used
Vlen_fml 20
it's meant for anyone who needs it, whether it be because of height, availability, or other reasons, I personally prefer to use the lower one because aiming lower reduces splashback (i'm also quite tall and have a strong flow rate so it's not an excuse for everyone)
Anika_09 17
Why were you using it if it was the kid urinal ??
socialproduct 19
He didn't conduct a proper urinalysis of the bathroom.
gquagmire 17
Maybe the other bigger ones were taken earlier?
vOIDmASS 13
It could have been a long way down
Cyrus00 41
So he could pretend he was a giant.
slingerslasher 24
Ayyy I got published! And I was using it because it was the farthest away from the door... can't a man try to get a little privacy? :(
PackardBell_fml 19
**** that kid. I would have finished, picked him up, and sat him in the damn urinal. This is AMERICA.
DanielleinDC 34
Well, you could always have gone in one of the stalls if you want that much privacy. Maybe don't use the kiddy urinal next time.
stevenN659 24
why not go one step further? turn around and greet the dude full stream.
mattrd_fml 31
it wasnt a kid urinals. Some are higher than others but you aren't supposed to use any specific urinal. Kids typically use the stall or the lower urinals because they're short.
DoomedGemini 38
The point is can you use the higher ones? Are they open? If yes to both don't bitch if you have a person who can't use the others angry at you.
FenderM 5
Sure, but not at someone else's expense.
Vlen_fml 20
I would fully support this if it wasn't a very reasonable reason to be brought up on exposure and abuse charges #54
KoiTheKewlKid 20
I guess you could say urine a lil bit of trouble
swacol 4
I love this comment
zaidthunder1 27
It's getting kind of old though.
beeriah17 14
this is the best comment haha
NostalgiaFreak9 43
This joke is starting to get as old and tiring as "pretty shitty situation".
Skycop_S 23
Aren't you just so original
christophbak 14
Pee on him to show dominance
Lizza330 28
He should wait his turn like everyone else.
nonsensical 26
Exactly! I hate bratty-ass children. I would've told him in a polite way that it's taken and he should wait his turn.
ChaoticPenut 4
It's a a urinal he's a big boy and pee in a big boy urinal
Greycatsister 12
Will someone PLEASE think of the children!
Chlo1996 15
Plot twist, the kid was taller
reynechristine 15
why were you even using a kids urinal in the first place lol
neobz 9
when ur a guy a urinal is a urinal doesn't matter how tall it is it was made to take our piss
BoxFullOfLazy 25
Probably the guy was using the short urinal to maintain the one urinal buffer zone between each person using the urinals. Man up. That rude little kid could have waited his turn.
vaas90 19
So you had to stop peeing, switch urinals, and then finish? Sounds almost impossible. One does not simply stop peeing. Or did you just kinda jump from one urinal to the other while still peeing? lol
BoxFullOfLazy 25
Maybe he did a little spin move to splash the kid on the way to the next urinal.
vaas90 19
And I bet he did it in slowmotion too. lol
slingerslasher 24
Actually I did a backflip, for the restroom attendant wondering why there was pee on the ceiling.
interesting33 37
I don't know about guys but for girls you can kinda hold it in for a couple of seconds if you try
interesting33 37
I don't know about guys but for girls you can kinda hold it in for a couple of seconds if you try
Dale_shackleford 13
I'm a guy and I can stop mid stream, so it's possible.