Kids: Kinder stranger

Kinder stranger

By Me. - 11/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Ramona

Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needed it more than me. After looking at it, she yelled, "PEDOPHILE!", punched me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML

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By miseventshappen - 09/11/2009 05:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML

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Stranger danger

By soul0eater - 12/03/2011 07:18 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I was at the mall and I saw a kid crying. I asked her "What's wrong sweetie, are you lost?" She ran away screaming "Help me!" I ended up having to explain to a dumb mall cop that I'm not a perv. FML

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I've just got one of those faces

By Eric Rivera - 29/01/2021 23:01 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, while walking to the corner store, I noticed a car full of teenage girls. As I got closer to the store, one of them who was still getting in, says, "Hurry, here comes a pedo!" I turned to look and see who they were talking about, but there was no one behind me. FML

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By DatAss - 15/01/2016 10:56

Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML

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You tried

By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML

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By notacreep - 16/05/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my girlfriend's family. Her 7 year old brother told me he was feeling sad, so I tried to give him a pat on the back, but it turns out he had a bruise there. He yelled out "don't touch me there!" In the middle of the mall. Now her parents think I'm a pedophile. FML

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Shouldn't have worn a thong...

By Shouldn'taWornaThong - 10/02/2018 07:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML

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The Protector

By fuck - 14/08/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, while out shopping, I noticed a seedy bum kept following a girl around the store. Trying to be a good samaritan, I trailed them into the street. The bum jogged up behind her and looked like he was about to grab her, so I ran up and tackled him to the ground. Turns out he was her father. FML

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By ilovekids? - 12/12/2015 02:05 - United States - Commack

Today, while I was working at a supermarket, a kid started to cry in line because he couldn't get candy. Since we have free lollipops behind the desk, I gave him one. His mom complained to my manager and said I was grooming her child. FML

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bombtastic 10

Thursday 11 April 2013 8:46

Damn. So much for being nice. Kids these days..

cmtxbe 6

Thursday 11 April 2013 8:54

I don't know man. I'd be freaked out too if some random man (who I happened to be eye to dick level to) poked me with something hard...

Comments

bexxiiee 11

Thursday 11 April 2013 10:34

I don't blame her tbh, a stranger offering candy? Why not get down on her level and ask if she's ok?

ThatOneDrummer 8

Thursday 11 April 2013 10:37

No normal man offers a sad little girl a Snickers bar unless it has some type of drug in it. I would have suggested giving her a couple dollars so she can buy her own instead of looking creepy, OP.

Karma_Geddon 36

Thursday 11 April 2013 10:42

I agree about it seeming strange but offering a little girl money doesn't seem any less creepy to me :/

kirb2154 3

Thursday 11 April 2013 11:18

at least you get to keep your candy bar

amifaiyaz 12

Thursday 11 April 2013 11:38

well, she was being safe, but seriously..

jjmiller1001 17

Thursday 11 April 2013 11:44

good intention, bad way to carry it out though

23Z9TZO 18

Thursday 11 April 2013 12:07

Yeah.. don't give random strangers(especially kids)candy, it's creepy. I understand you're being nice and all, but don't you think it would be a bit weird to have a total stranger just give you food for no reason?

Stroke_Her_Ace 15

Thursday 11 April 2013 21:12

Unless its Halloween

patrickalamo 47

Thursday 11 April 2013 12:13

Ok tell me who didn't see this one coming. YDI

ciaraaahhh 10

Thursday 11 April 2013 12:32

Apparently she punches nice people in the balls when she's hungry.

Fluffydemise 18

Thursday 11 April 2013 13:00

Kids are taught religiously not to accept sweets from people they don't know, it's certainly what I teach mine. Whilst I'm sure you had the best of intentions with your gesture, you should have had the forethought to realise that the situation may unfold badly. I vote ydi, simply because it should have occurred to you that a small child may find your goodwill unnerving. You didn't deserve the nut shot mind you!