Kinda sus

By kmf - 10/08/2009 19:06 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We started going at it and we were both butt naked when I saw a car pull into the lot. Not only was it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asked my girlfriend was, "Are you being held against your will?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 145
You deserved it 14 379

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Orchid_fml 2

hahah , he was just checking if it was rape or not . i mean , it was in a park ...

You should have chipped in with a - "No officer, but I am. "

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You should have chipped in with a - "No officer, but I am. "

MasochisticFreak 0

Wow stop whining, he's being careful. You should have asked him to join, cause if your whining about this, you have to be bi.

Zakky_Ketchup 0

The chains and the gag ball are always hard to explain to the police.

Eelusive 0

YDI for being a cheap date. Get a room.

x_ad_astra 0

ahahaa this happened to me before. -_- only, i was the girl that got asked if i was there on my own free will.

Don't they have to ask that? And anyway it kind of looks suspicious when you're doing it in a park. YDI(:

zee209 0

They have to do that, so stop bitching.

Mulada 0

And that's why you keep the fuckings in the bedroom ;) Sex is great, but no one else wants to see it... okay, I lie, some people do. Just not most people.

brilliantbarbie 0

hahaha I was going to say....Lots of people enjoy watching public sex... just check out Crank 2, the scene when they're on the racetrack!!!

philly8608 0

So you were having sex in a public place, got caught by the cops and now you're embarrassed? Wild idea: If you don't want to face the possible consequences, don't perform the action.

artcgirl 0

if everyone followed that idea, the world would be a better place

They always ask that when they bust people having sex. If your girlfriend would have said yes, it would have really been a FML.