Sex, Cars, ACAB and Transportation: Kinda sus

Kinda sus

By kmf - 10/08/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We started going at it and we were both butt naked when I saw a car pull into the lot. Not only was it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asked my girlfriend was, "Are you being held against your will?" FML

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You deserved it 14 356

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By loveade11 - 12/01/2010 19:28 - France

Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 714

You deserved it 35 566

By suzanneallen - 11/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

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You deserved it 40 938

Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 30/11/2020 20:04

Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 747

You deserved it 710

By Khrixas_069 - 18/06/2011 07:10 - United States

Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML

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You deserved it 58 644

Hello hello hello

By Bonnie and Clyde - 08/05/2015 02:18 - United States - Humble

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 079

You deserved it 9 337

What's going on?

By sexychica - 21/07/2009 17:45 - United States

Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML

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You deserved it 6 348

Don't dick around with those guys

By Cuntface McGee - 21/02/2014 21:37 - Romania - Dej

Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML

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You deserved it 18 614

By DemCherries - 28/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Overland Park

Today, at my job as a police officer, I had to arrest my own girlfriend for having sex at Walmart. She tried to get me to let her out on the grounds of being "pretty" and dating me. She wants to continue the relationship. FML

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You deserved it 565

By unknown - 08/03/2014 00:53 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML

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You deserved it 28 792

Honest mistake

By Anonymous - 10/10/2020 11:01

Today, my girl and I with got caught having sex in the car by cops. They thought we were smoking bongs because the windows were foggy. FML

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You deserved it 803

Orchid_fml 2

Monday 10 August 2009 23:07

hahah , he was just checking if it was rape or not . i mean , it was in a park ...

Shots_HK 0

Monday 10 August 2009 23:21

You should have chipped in with a - "No officer, but I am. "

Comments

kelsey_drives 0

Monday 10 August 2009 23:40

that would be epic if Will was your name.

zesunflower 0

Monday 10 August 2009 23:42

ydi for looking like a rapist and doing it in a park. really.

kionnalexus 0

Monday 10 August 2009 23:44

YDI for not keeping your dick in your pants until you got home. They should arrest you for public sex.

Kliz2112 0

Monday 10 August 2009 23:52

this happened to me too!!!! in jersey!!

gOtTaLuVbOyZ 0

Monday 10 August 2009 23:59

u can get arrested 4 that?!

SadinSherman 16

Wednesday 21 September 2011 15:36

Probably

Eve_Val62591 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 0:02

leagally they have to ask her if she's being held against her will otherwise if she files charges he can get in a shit ton of trouble.

FML_2x_w_a_brick 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 0:07

its a federal law man they have to ask when you get caught

jollyholly414 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 0:13

this would only REALLY be an FML if she said yes.

girlwhoactshigh 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 0:14

why have sex in public? thats dumb of yah XDyou had it comin~ Next time do it inside not in the open~ we may be animals but we are expected to have a tiny bit of class XP

brilliantbarbie 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:52

Why have sex in Public?? Go get laid on the beach or under a waterfall or under the stars and then ask that same question again... Everybody enjoys a little exhibitionism once or twice in their lifetime... I will admit however, it is inappropriate to do such in a family setting, or where children can stumble upon you.