Today, I refused to go down on my boyfriend of 9 months. He then shoved me off the couch and, half crying, yelled that I was the third girl this week to turn him down. After sobbing for a bit, he looked me in the eyes and said, "I need you to do this so I can prove my manhood." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He said yes, but is now sulking because I took away his "manhood". Jeez, sorry I didn't want to wait another 7 years for you to finally do it. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me for sex and when I said no, he asked me to leave. When I demanded to know why, he told me I had reached his limit: if I denied him sex for longer than 6 weeks in a row then clearly I’m not interested in an adult relationship, and need to get the hell out. Asshole. FML
Today, my boyfriend was breaking up with me because he felt his needs were not met. I asked what I could do to change his mind. He said, "Suck my dick, right now." It got me more turned on than I thought possible. What is wrong with me? FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
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chanellgymnast 17
Sounds like he doesn't even have a manhood to begin with.
Hizodge 4
Third girl that week to deny him a BJ? I think there is something he isn't telling you.
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Comments (228)
simoncat 11
"Third girl this week" is that what he said? He doesn't need to PROVE his manhood, he needs to PROTECT his manhood, as you kick him in the jewels for cheating!
hornyunicorny 2
I'm wondering if she gave in and did it to get him to shut up...
jessherself13 21
I think it's time to find a new boyfriend. One that's faithful and isn't a whiny bitch. If you need to have someone validate your manhood, that's a pretty good sign you didn't have one to begin with.
Llamacod 11
*... one thats faithful. Not "that's"
wdd2 5
That's, that is, that's is correct
qr_fml 21
He sounds like a lil bi*ch for cheating and whining
docscientist 10
Your boyfriend is absolutely pathetic.
EvilUndead 9
Look, you'll be probably better off with someone else (unless somebody fired him from work, then murdered his mother, killed his dog, burned down his house and set his car on fire while stealing all his life savings before that). If he's that horny, he can hire a hooker.
ninaskyez 12
Nine Months? Three girls in the past week? Tell him its cause he's a cheater
Llamacod 11
*it's
LaLince 40
how often did you have sex with him?
Llamacod 11
We are not talking sex we are talking blow jobs
ZombieSazza 34
Wow, I hope he's your now exboyfriend! He's absolutely pathetic and a cheat and a liar!!
Obey_StudBoii 23
He sound's like an asshole. With the crybaby attitude he has, you should have told him to go **** himself. He's obviously cheating on you trying to get other women in bed with him. Get rid of him while you can.