Today, I refused to go down on my boyfriend of 9 months. He then shoved me off the couch and, half crying, yelled that I was the third girl this week to turn him down. After sobbing for a bit, he looked me in the eyes and said, "I need you to do this so I can prove my manhood." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He said yes, but is now sulking because I took away his "manhood". Jeez, sorry I didn't want to wait another 7 years for you to finally do it. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me for sex and when I said no, he asked me to leave. When I demanded to know why, he told me I had reached his limit: if I denied him sex for longer than 6 weeks in a row then clearly I’m not interested in an adult relationship, and need to get the hell out. Asshole. FML
Today, my boyfriend was breaking up with me because he felt his needs were not met. I asked what I could do to change his mind. He said, "Suck my dick, right now." It got me more turned on than I thought possible. What is wrong with me? FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
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chanellgymnast 17
Sounds like he doesn't even have a manhood to begin with.
Hizodge 4
Third girl that week to deny him a BJ? I think there is something he isn't telling you.
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Comments (228)
perdix 31
Nine months and no blow jobs? Do you even really like the guy?
Sheh_fml 25
So you can't like someone and still have personal preferences when it comes to intimacy?
perdix 31
#70, no, I can't. People I like who don't give me blow jobs are just called "friends."
falafalo 25
She didn't say that she's never given him a ********, just that she turned him down this time.
Llamacod 11
And perdix, I have to presume from the reaction of the boyfriend, that op and the boyfriend are under the age of 12 (or I fear that society is going down the shiter) and she shouldn't be giving bj anyway.
King_paradox 22
Yolo
DCHCA 1
What an asshole u should dump the no good for nothing.
MorganBrown 8
He just basically admitted to you that he is cheating on you... He has no manhood for reasons, and that is one of them. Next, he's not being an adult, because obviously he doesn't know what the word NO means.
TDWPForDayz 9
Third girl? And you've been going out for 9 months? Umm dump that cheating bitch.
conholio33 28
Really?? 3rd girl this week.... Cheating bastard.... And you dont have to do anything you dont want to do, he shouldnt expect you to do anything your not comfortable with
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Dump him, dump him now.
onorexveritas 24
you then proceeded to dump him, yes?
pandaeatworld 5
Okay he was an ass... But. Is it possible there's some really deep insecurities or something he's struggling to accept?
BexBaby86 21
Wow.. Crying because he didn't get a BJ. Sounds like a winner.. 9 months should have meant integrity, commitment (at least spoken about by now) and, as well as understanding. He has none and is looking for one thing to prove his "manhood." He obviously lacks that completely. Don't consider this a loss. You deserve more.