Today, I refused to go down on my boyfriend of 9 months. He then shoved me off the couch and, half crying, yelled that I was the third girl this week to turn him down. After sobbing for a bit, he looked me in the eyes and said, "I need you to do this so I can prove my manhood." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He said yes, but is now sulking because I took away his "manhood". Jeez, sorry I didn't want to wait another 7 years for you to finally do it. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me for sex and when I said no, he asked me to leave. When I demanded to know why, he told me I had reached his limit: if I denied him sex for longer than 6 weeks in a row then clearly I’m not interested in an adult relationship, and need to get the hell out. Asshole. FML
Today, my boyfriend was breaking up with me because he felt his needs were not met. I asked what I could do to change his mind. He said, "Suck my dick, right now." It got me more turned on than I thought possible. What is wrong with me? FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
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chanellgymnast 17
Sounds like he doesn't even have a manhood to begin with.
Hizodge 4
Third girl that week to deny him a BJ? I think there is something he isn't telling you.
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Comments (228)
ForeverAloneGal 23
Boyfriend of 9 months.. Third girl this week to turn him down.. What?
NurseJonathan 9
It means he's a HOAR!
Llamacod 11
Hoar : adj grayish white. Graying or whitening of hair due to age. I am confused as i don't see how this applies in any way whatsoever to this fml. Although i wpuld have to say that op's boyfriend is a *****.
maximus_prime 24
Maybe Hoar means that OP's boyfriend will be old and grey before he gets his bj.
loserman67 36
What a loser! The best thing you can do for him is to hand him a jar of peanut butter and tell him to try his luck at the local dog park. The best thing you can do for yourself is to put as much distance as possible between you and this turd.
ViviMage 40
You've been with him for 9 months. Third girl this week. Something's isn't adding up.
MzZombicidal 36
Apparently the rejections are.
Llamacod 11
Yeah, so far we've got: one uh uh uh, two uh uh uh, three rejections this week (said in the voice of "The Count" from Sesame Street)
Grauncho 27
Be the third girl this week to throw him to the curb like he deserves.
cieloalicia 16
So... You promptly broke up with him and left, never to return.. Right? He attempted to cheat on you, and is just a ******* weirdo. I'm sure you can find better.
jem970 19
You were the THIRD one this week? I hope you left him OP. He may have only TRIED to get other women to go down on him but he still tried.
martin_martian7 11
Never cry in front of a girl
yoursucklives 36
never cry over not getting a bj
sig4life 18
Multiple FML. What a Whitney little fuktard. Drop his 13yr old ass.
jlynpa 10
Eh, why not... Third times a charm!!!
AzWolf 5
Dump him now if you haven't already