Today, I refused to go down on my boyfriend of 9 months. He then shoved me off the couch and, half crying, yelled that I was the third girl this week to turn him down. After sobbing for a bit, he looked me in the eyes and said, "I need you to do this so I can prove my manhood." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He said yes, but is now sulking because I took away his "manhood". Jeez, sorry I didn't want to wait another 7 years for you to finally do it. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me for sex and when I said no, he asked me to leave. When I demanded to know why, he told me I had reached his limit: if I denied him sex for longer than 6 weeks in a row then clearly I’m not interested in an adult relationship, and need to get the hell out. Asshole. FML
Today, my boyfriend was breaking up with me because he felt his needs were not met. I asked what I could do to change his mind. He said, "Suck my dick, right now." It got me more turned on than I thought possible. What is wrong with me? FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
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Top comments
chanellgymnast 17
Sounds like he doesn't even have a manhood to begin with.
Hizodge 4
Third girl that week to deny him a BJ? I think there is something he isn't telling you.
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Comments (228)
Inkedldd 8
If you're the third girl this week to turn him down, then I think you need a new bf.
NurseJonathan 9
Eh. Go down and pull up his diaper. Suck it up, princess, you're a cheating bastard and crying over not getting head. Boo freaking hoo.
marquellauhrig 10
If he needs to fk u to prove his manhood hes a bych
Llamacod 11
I think you need to re-read the fml or go to "comprehension classes" because there was no mention of f*cking
ravenevercross 19
You mean ex boyfriend, right?
amifaiyaz 12
he has absolutely no manhood, the cheating *****.
anyoldnamewilldo 23
Soooo....admitting to at least trying to cheat on you is convincing you how? Exactly? Run. Don't walk. Run.
01Ben21 10
What a poon.
Flaum 7
A guy who's so sensitive about his manhood to the point where he tries to control his significant other and tries to cheat on her needs some serious help, and OP should get herself away from that jerk.
Perception 6
It sounds like he's trying really, really hard to manipulate you. However attractive and well-off he may be, he's not worth the trouble.
gregnc_fml 18
This may be a blessing disguise. 3rd girl In week? It's time to say so long amigo!