ughreally
Sartell, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Keeper
Today, I went on a blind date. He showed up in a shirt that read, "I F*ck On First Dates". FML
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goodeyesight
Sào Paulo, Brazil
Bat out of hell
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
dateless
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
London, United Kingdom
Tonight, on Blind Dates…
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Tiffosaur
United States
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Anonymous
Houston, United States
Oh no…
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
SoccerBabe42
Canada
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
LoveSucks
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
ElodieUNU
France
Next!
Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML
Scarred for life
Eagle River, United States 🌶️ Spicy
WTF dude?
Today, I went on a blind date. The first words that came out of his mouth were, "Rape isn't that bad if you think about it." FML
No date for me
United States
Weird encounter
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
KDH
Santa Monica, United States
Classic
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Top comments
jasdanu 12
Can't tell if he has a sense of humor or is trying to play out a bad joke
Miss_Latina 13
Did you?
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Comments (78)
secretlady99 6
and that is when you turn around and leave.
Arlisshsr 9
Classy.
brandon_geer 1
That's awesome!!!
foxyhasmybooty 16
If you really really like him isn't that good?
Rammer3500 23
Stay classy America
HermioneEverdeen 7
I would have looked at his shirt and said, "I don't" and walked away.