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By ughreally - 20/09/2013 00:20 - United States - Sartell

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Today, I went on a blind date. He showed up in a shirt that read, "I F*ck On First Dates". FML
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jasdanu 12

Can't tell if he has a sense of humor or is trying to play out a bad joke

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BriannaMGK 15

It's obliviously a joke! Unless he actually did.

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GoodLookingGeese 10

He wishes HE DOES

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Mr_Mole 24

I think it was a fun joke that shows the awkwardness of first dates abd breaks the ice a little.

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reymon8823 24

Haha classic the old me would have done shit like this just to get a smile cracked

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rich4mysmile 2

apparently he is not going to play games and he will be very straight forward with what he wants in the relationship

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BriCx 8

I would have blankly stared at him, got up, and left without a word.

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worldclassrager 39

I hope that was just for humor...if not run away OP run away!

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iceroyalty1984 14

I think you've officially found my soulmate. Can I have his number?

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