Keep cool

Already I predict a large number of comments written by pricks who apparently aren't afraid of anything and do not accept the idea of someone else having serious fears of anything.

You'll be known as Batwoman.

dis is why dey shudnt let wimmen be managers

I'd feel worse for the guy you used as a human shield.

I think I just saw that on "The Office".

A bat flew into my head once. hit my forehead. I heard that sometimes they'll get stuck there and like, attach or something, but that didn't happen. Not entirely sure if the person who told me that was kidding or not though, so whatever. Never fun to have something fly into your face, but there are worse things. Bats are mostly harmless, but a lot of people are afraid of them. Sorry for the embarrassment, OP, but it could have been worse. At least it only flew into your store, and not your face?

This FML is fake. I'm watching an episode of the office with the same general story.

meat shield >:•

you're a chick, it's expected

With this statement I've deduced that you are in deed, the caped crusader! L gets his man every time except the last time...

that sounds a lot like the episode of "the office" last night.

Shikaka!