Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Keep cool
Today, at work, I screamed, used one of my employees as a human shield, dove for cover, and cried. Why? A bat flew into my store. Bats scare me shitless. FML
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Luckster 0
Already I predict a large number of comments written by pricks who apparently aren't afraid of anything and do not accept the idea of someone else having serious fears of anything.
aback 5
You'll be known as Batwoman.
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bvbarmygirl6 10
Are you Batgirl?
crazy_loner 25
Bats scare you? Are you batman?
zoelog 10
I'm scared of bats too but this really did make me laugh. I think it was the human shield part.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
LOL I can picture that!!! Hey, we all have our fears. A few years ago, a bat got into my house in the middle of the night, and my husband was at work so I was home alone. And the bedroom door didn't close. I had to prop six pairs of shoes against it to keep it from opening so the bat didn't get into the bedroom while I was trying to sleep. When I was half awake, I felt its wing graze my cheek. So I get it. Definitely not something you want to experience, bat phobia or not.