Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Keep cool
Today, at work, I screamed, used one of my employees as a human shield, dove for cover, and cried. Why? A bat flew into my store. Bats scare me shitless. FML
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Luckster 0
Already I predict a large number of comments written by pricks who apparently aren't afraid of anything and do not accept the idea of someone else having serious fears of anything.
aback 5
You'll be known as Batwoman.
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i_luv_cheese 0
not an FML. bats carry rabies. id be scared too
myballs 0
I love bats. :D
pplrretards 0
nice work copying that from the office last night
Kristoffer 35
Phobias are no laughing matter. FYL for being forcibly confronted with yours.
theorytard 0
batman
Banthum 0
Apparantly everyone in this section of FML is scared of flying things. Oh well i ******* hate spiders so who can i blame right?
sodahhhr 0
potatoe
twignig 0
Bats get such a bad rep. They are actually really cool creatures that serve a very important purpose in the ecosystem---they are night birds.
wingedspiritus 0
The more you know~
possumisawesome 0
Ever heard of vampire bats? They exist. Granted, they drink cows' blood, and not humans'. But there are also fruit bats, too. Stop being ignorant.
humorizer 14
Umm.... you do realize they don't only go after cows to be safe. They will attack a human if they don't look like they'll put up a fight.
sadistmonkey 19
The OP went batshit.
omghehehe 0
lol I'm glad your employees came in handy (hahaha)